2 Quickies
1. The Staff of Life
A little boy was standing on the sidewalk with his right hand in his pocket and a loaf of bread in his left hand.
The preacher walked by and said, "Hi, Johnny. I see you have the 'staff of life' in your hand. What's in your other hand?"
"This loaf of bread!", replied little Johnny.
2. Starting Out on the Right Foot
Young man: "Mr. Smith, I want to marry your daughter, Betty."
Mr. Smith: "Have you seen Mrs. Smith yet?"
Young man: "Yes, but I'm hoping Betty won't turn out like her!"
2007-03-07 11:10:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute, funny, and awesome. I give it 10 out of 10.
2007-03-07 11:13:45 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Good ones! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-07 11:31:15 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-03-07 11:14:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-03-07 11:12:58 · answer #4 · answered by footballgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Kudos! 10*.
Great Quickies! LOL.
Have a great weekend!
2007-03-10 01:26:00 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh gosh, i will relate to the Polish one. i be responsive to this one guy and that i've got resorted to calling him "sleek swizz swick" simply by fact i won't be able to pronounce his relatives call. it somewhat is a scream.
2016-10-17 12:40:14 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so cute and funny
ha ha ha ha
mua ha ha ha
hark hark hark
hardy hard hard
hee hee hee
:)
2007-03-07 11:17:18 · answer #7 · answered by Ana♥Banana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋