Entertainment & Music - 6 March 2007

I think it was so gross. Although it is something we all do, I don't think it is something we should dicuss openly like that, except probably jokingly among friends. I thought it was disgusting.

2007-03-06 01:59:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anthony F 6 in Celebrities

After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some maintenance complaints submitted by pilots and the solutions recorded by maintenance engineers. By the way, the airline these came from is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

Pilot: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Engineers: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

Pilot: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

Pilot: Something loose in cockpit.
Engineers: Something tightened in cockpit.

Pilot: Dead bugs on windshield.
Engineers: Live bugs on back-order.

Pilot: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
Engineers: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

Pilot: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
Engineers: Evidence removed.

Pilot: DME volume unbelievably loud.
Engineers: DME volume set to more believable level.

Pilot: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Engineers: That's what friction locks are for.

Pilot: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
Engineers: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

Pilot: Suspected crack in windshield.
Engineers: Suspect you're right.

Pilot: Number 3 engine missing.
Engineers: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

Pilot: Aircraft handles funny.
Engineers: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

Pilot: Target radar hums.
Engineers: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

Pilot: Mouse in cockpit.
Engineers: Cat installed.

Pilot: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
Engineers: Took hammer away from midget

2007-03-06 01:59:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Who said it?

2007-03-06 01:59:36 · 47 answers · asked by Full of Id 6 in Polls & Surveys

how do i win her trust back?

2007-03-06 01:59:26 · 23 answers · asked by pirate9es 2 in Polls & Surveys

Who did you say it to?

2007-03-06 01:59:01 · 21 answers · asked by Full of Id 6 in Polls & Surveys

tell me anything you would prefer. i dont care just anything.

2007-03-06 01:58:24 · 19 answers · asked by chris G 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 01:58:00 · 27 answers · asked by ŋoir 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 01:57:32 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Did what the president do last night annoy anyone as much as it did me. I thought they could finally end the conspiracy but i guess i was wrong

2007-03-06 01:57:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-03-06 01:57:13 · 30 answers · asked by unareticencia 3 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think that different organisations use Yahoo Answers to find out what a wide selection of the population want, and think about.

2007-03-06 01:56:53 · 13 answers · asked by territinsel 3 in Polls & Surveys

A man goes to a psychiatrist and says,
"Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says,
"Why don't you turn him in?"
The guy says,
"We would. But we need the eggs."

2007-03-06 01:55:30 · 22 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

What would you be game!

Answer the questions below....best answer gets 10 pts
Give details why!

If you could be a

1. Bird
2. Color
3. Song
4. Car
5. Any Animal
6. An article of clothing
7. A common household object
8. A cartoon character(Any)
9. Beverage
10. Candy

2007-03-06 01:55:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anton M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-06 01:55:15 · 30 answers · asked by Yūsuke 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 01:55:03 · 9 answers · asked by   5 in Polls & Surveys

has anyone seen this movie sherry baby about the lady in prison who wants to see her daughter and her brother and sister inlaw are taking care of her?

2007-03-06 01:54:40 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

keep it brief, remember they charge by the letter on those things!

2007-03-06 01:54:30 · 10 answers · asked by heynow 3 in Music

2007-03-06 01:52:44 · 70 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

I heard that song was about a guy who had murdered his brother, and when he had a concert, the guy who committed the murder was in the front row with Phil directing the song to him the entire time he was at the show. Is this true?

2007-03-06 01:52:25 · 8 answers · asked by ricos_gurl04 1 in Music

What female member of a successful 70s rock band went solo in 1981? One of her poplular singles had an analogy in the chorus comparing a man and a woman to two different types of fabric. Name the woman and the song.

For you young folks, this rock singer fell into relative obscurity in the 90s but recently resurfaced in a music video with a female trio.

2007-03-06 01:52:18 · 9 answers · asked by alexia_star_2002 2 in Music

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AUAZGRG&key=BFC

2007-03-06 01:52:15 · 16 answers · asked by unsafe_fighter76 1 in Polls & Surveys

Here is the link for their TROLLing issue page:

http://help.yahoo.com/l/us/yahoo/answers/abuse/trolls_abusers.html

2007-03-06 01:51:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 01:51:52 · 9 answers · asked by You liked me crazy 3 in Polls & Surveys

*snicker*

2007-03-06 01:51:36 · 30 answers · asked by ŋoir 3 in Polls & Surveys

Mine was Aerosmith and Motley Crue.

2007-03-06 01:51:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 01:51:00 · 15 answers · asked by ŋoir 3 in Polls & Surveys

:Art Conn, Gloria Goody and Dr. Prod were staying at the SOUL-ACE Hotel on the Isle of Begile, where the natives always lie and the visitors always tell the truth. While sitting on one of the hotel’s balconies overlooking the crashing waves of Perjurer’s Cove, Gloria turned to Art and said, “Art, I think you are a liar.” Art looked into Gloria’s eyes and replied, “Me? I don’t think so. It’s Dr. Prod here who is the liar.” Dr. Prod, not being one to take accusations lightly, interjected, “As far as I’m concerned, you’re both liars!” And with that Prod stomped off in a huff. Since two of the three are lying, who is the visitor?

2007-03-06 01:50:27 · 8 answers · asked by crazydiamondbc 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-06 01:50:13 · 11 answers · asked by ♥♥ lou lou ♥♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Hey, can anyone give me a link where I can find "poison ivy's" pic? I mean I'm talking about the girl in BATMAN AND ROBIN

2007-03-06 01:50:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-06 01:49:45 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ღ.:FarAwaY:.ღ♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys