A man goes to a psychiatrist and says,
"Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says,
"Why don't you turn him in?"
The guy says,
"We would. But we need the eggs."
2007-03-06 01:55:30 · 22 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good. the old are always the best
2007-03-06 01:59:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as good as this one:
A man goes to the doctors with a steering wheel poking out of his trousers.
The doctor asks, what's that steering wheel doing there?
The man replies
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It's driving me nuts!
HaHa Bonk (A clown laughing his head off) ;)
2007-03-06 09:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by Des does it for the ladies 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the joke except that if your brother was a chicken, wouldn't he be a rooster?
2007-03-06 09:59:45 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ T O N I ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its OK i like stupid 1s here's 1 4 ye wife lying in bed husband standing naked in front of the mirror
Husband what do you think the neighbours would say if i walked round the garden like this
Wife she must have married him 4 his money
2007-03-06 10:11:01 · answer #4 · answered by tracy s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow thats like a really messed up family
2007-03-06 09:57:33 · answer #5 · answered by Remnant 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wow, weird.
2007-03-06 10:03:50 · answer #6 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-03-06 10:54:13 · answer #7 · answered by Coolgal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW !!! Great --- That's very practical too.
Aaron.
2007-03-06 09:58:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fraid not, sorry, keep trying!
2007-03-06 10:17:53 · answer #9 · answered by Saz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, very corny!
2007-03-06 09:58:43 · answer #10 · answered by Redda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋