Entertainment & Music - 5 March 2007

in that South Park episode they aried last night, i fell asleep

2007-03-05 08:21:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

P&S made me throw up today so I was wondering!

2007-03-05 08:21:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This was sent to me by text ...

The 8 year old boy who weighs 14 stone was asked earlier on tv today what his favourite musical instrument was at school...


...He said the dinner bell...

2007-03-05 08:21:31 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-05 08:21:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(story1)kurnles and new planet.
our ship began to go down.All three of us had to pull up so we wouldn't crash into the new planet!We came out of the ship and Ruth said "I think theres something behind that rock!' In a scared voice!The popcorn kurnle started to speak in English, "you shall never catch me, I will never pop never!! Ha he ha!!"Ruth fainted at the near sight of him.(She is allergic.)"Ruth, no!Sara she is the only one with the gun!" Just then Sara jumped into action!She grabbed Ruth's gun, then the kurnle guy said in a loud voice"No don't get any closer or I wont pop!!!!"Sara started shooting everywhere!"Boom boom boom"the gun fired."Nooooo this can't happen to me I'm to young to pop!!!!"Just then........ Mom came in and told us were going to have to pop some more popcorn because it burnt!!!
The End

2007-03-05 08:21:15 · 7 answers · asked by kamserlot12 1 in Jokes & Riddles

We supposed to have a date.

2007-03-05 08:21:09 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Only it's been making funny sobbing noises all week. Has it been permenantly damaged ??

2007-03-05 08:20:48 · 8 answers · asked by Baby 3 in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone notice?

2007-03-05 08:20:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 08:20:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever been drawing a patients blood, that had really dry skin and when you pop the tournequit off their arm, the little skin flakes go flying all around your face and you inhale them? Yeah, I think I'm gonna throw up......

2007-03-05 08:20:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

zen me ban(What Should I Do) S.H.E and Zhuan Shu Tian Shi(Personal Angel) TANK...Where can i download these songs for free?

2007-03-05 08:20:30 · 2 answers · asked by Leon 1 in Music

2007-03-05 08:20:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does that mean they're jealous?

2007-03-05 08:20:02 · 5 answers · asked by kitten 3 in Polls & Surveys

anyone else love Audrey?

xxx

2007-03-05 08:19:51 · 27 answers · asked by qwerty 3 in Celebrities

The Cha Cha Slide for free???

2007-03-05 08:19:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

please help solve a dilemna...there is an old advert from the telly that sung the phrase "theyre tasty, tasty, very very tasty, theyre very tasty!!"....
does anybody know what advert it was from

2007-03-05 08:19:47 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Television

is bert n ernie really gay?

2007-03-05 08:19:46 · 7 answers · asked by willow 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-05 08:19:45 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I asked this before but oh well. What does fez sing (IN SPANISH) between scenes when he is sucking the helium out of a balloon. Here's the link... http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-yDhhTj3qo&mode=related&search=

2007-03-05 08:19:25 · 3 answers · asked by georgia_01 1 in Television

will give point to person that makes me laugh the hardest!!!!!!!!

2007-03-05 08:19:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I think he's hot, what should I do?

2007-03-05 08:18:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

When we have so much other bull coming at us from other races? Like with people dating outside their race because they either don't want "dark" children (which is ridiculous because blacks come in many different shades) or because they say women of other races will put up with more bull from them, than their own women. Then, there are the rappers with their many put downs of black women. I wonder how would they feel if someone treated their mothers that way.

2007-03-05 08:18:37 · 5 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Polls & Surveys

Or any type of bell for that matter. If so, what is your favorite song that features this?

2007-03-05 08:18:28 · 7 answers · asked by T-Vol 5 in Music

There's a hole in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean that exposes the mantle. Its existence was discovered about 5 or so years ago and it continues to puzzle scientists. This may lead to many new understandings or altered theories in how the Earth works. What do you think about this?

Yahoo! News: 'Missing: a huge chunk of the earth's crust '
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070305/sc_nm/britain_expedition_dc

2007-03-05 08:18:23 · 23 answers · asked by Mo 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-05 08:18:14 · 18 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

Who here likes Criminal Minds?????????????

2007-03-05 08:18:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

All I hear is the ghetto hockie pockie or a dream wish list of " If I won the lottery." . these punks don't have two pennies to rub together.

2007-03-05 08:18:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Here's a two parter for those of you in the UK:

How is season 3 of Dr. Who shaping up compared to the first 3? Will we really miss Billie Piper as much as we think we will?

We hear Torchwood isn't doing well. What do you think of it? What is it missing?

2007-03-05 08:17:29 · 3 answers · asked by Ooh, Ooh pick me 5 in Television

Michael from Halloween or Jason from Friday the 13th?
Who would win in a confrontation?

2007-03-05 08:17:15 · 19 answers · asked by ccfunnyman1975 1 in Polls & Surveys

Prime Minister Tony Blair was visiting a primary school and he visited one
of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related towards
and their meanings.
The teacher asked the Prime Minister if he would like to lead the
discussion
on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class for an
example of a "tragedy".
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him,
that would be a tragedy" "No," said Blair, "that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying fifty children
drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explained the Prime Minister "That's what we would call
a great loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Tony searched the
room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of tragedy?"

Finally, at the back of the room, a small boy raised his hand...
In a quiet voice he said: "If the aeroplane carrying you and Mrs Blair was
struck by a ' friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that would be
a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaimed Tony Blair. "That's right. And can you tell me why
that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't
be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a fu****g
accident either."

2007-03-05 08:16:50 · 26 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles