Entertainment & Music - 4 March 2007

How to Annoy Your Co-Workers

1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you.
3) Make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. "That's a good point, Sparky." "No, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Chachie."
4) Send e-mail to the rest of the company telling them exactly what you're doing. For example: "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom."
5) Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them as often since you did this.
6) While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive. Call everyone Madge.
7) Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When you emerge to get coffee, a printout, or whatever, slap yourself at random the whole way.

i'll add more in a sec.....

2007-03-04 12:48:16 · 11 answers · asked by LOVE♥ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

17 ⤊

Whats do you think of Sandstorm?

I think he's very sweet. ; )

2007-03-04 12:48:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

6 ⤊

What's your religion?

2007-03-04 12:48:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

23 ⤊

Mama always said.....?

2007-03-04 12:47:38 · 40 answers · asked by Michelle *The Truth Hurts 6 in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

In the movie POSEIDON what is going on between Dylan and Maggie?

2007-03-04 12:46:52 · 3 answers · asked by starrgirl1993 2 in Movies

0 ⤊

How much did Renee Zellweger weigh in Bridget Jones?

Or more specifically, Bridget Jones 2? Though I assume it's the same.

2007-03-04 12:46:34 · 3 answers · asked by ? 3 in Celebrities

1 ⤊

Am I a decent singer?

I have been singing karaoke at a local bar for a while now... and I sing all Sinatra type songs. I can hit some of them pretty well. But, how do I know if Im really good. People clap and tell me Im awesome but is it the karoke machine or if u suck, u suck?

2007-03-04 12:46:31 · 6 answers · asked by ? 3 in Music

1 ⤊

Which is better pirates of the Caribbean 1 or 2?

2007-03-04 12:46:25 · 31 answers · asked by bob s 1 in Movies

0 ⤊

yes or no?

do u want the summer season 2 come soon?

2007-03-04 12:46:15 · 50 answers · asked by Moses 2 in Polls & Surveys

16 ⤊

Is it okay if I dream of you drinking orange juice, in your boxers?

2007-03-04 12:45:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

"Stack-O-Lee" from Black Snake Moan?

Anyone Know where I can find a video for the uncensored version of "Stack-O-Lee" from the movie Black Snake Moan? I have looked everywhere and I can only find the censored version.

2007-03-04 12:45:17 · 1 answers · asked by Karl K 1 in Celebrities

0 ⤊

fill in ther blanks... (where it says fill this in!)?

Coming soon to a television channel near you: Dial-a-Weather. This (Fill this in) new TV channel lets you see the weather in another city, and, if you like it, you can have that weather in your own city right away!

Is it too (Fill this in) in (Fill this in) ? Then choose another city, like (Fill this in) , and soon it will be (Fill this in) in your city too! It's just that (Fill this in) !

Some (Fill this in) bonus features include (Fill this in) wind, super (Fill this in) barometer pressures, and, for (Fill this in) -level members, “Choose Your Storm.” That's right, if you have a test and you didn't study, order a nice (Fill this in) storm and, “ (Fill this in) ,” you get a day off from school! Keep (Fill this in) this station for more information!

2007-03-04 12:45:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

11 ⤊

Would anybody besides my think it would be cool, really REALLY cool, to have?

Two sets of arms?
I was having a conversation with one of my friends about how cool it would be to have two seperate sets of arms that could retract and extend whenever I wanted. SHe said it would be a genetic impossibility to have two seperate sets of arms not touching each other. I said "Annie, think about it. I'd have a set of normal arms and a set of retractable arms... Screw biology."

You can't tell me that you don't think that would be cool!!
I said, "I would start my own band, have one set playing bass and one playing guitar... or, be a SUPER DRUMMER!! then.. i'd have snake hair!"
She said, "no, you're done. you'd just be the creepy kid that eats lunch by himself in the corner. Kids might want to go have lunch with you, but their friends would say 'no, don't eat with that kid, that's the creepy snake kid. He'll eat you.'" So she talked me out of that.

But wouldn't two sets of arms be AWESOME!!
What would you do with them?

2007-03-04 12:45:03 · 7 answers · asked by skybluefrank 3 in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

Rather than looking into outer space to search for other intelligent life forms?

shouldn't we be looking underneath the earth's surface?

2007-03-04 12:44:45 · 8 answers · asked by Haiku 1 in Polls & Surveys

0 ⤊

Have you seen a Min Pin?

mutate into a Doberman? It's a good thing that Dobermans are well trained to only bite on command.

2007-03-04 12:44:30 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

4 ⤊

How big were Anna Nichole's BOOBS?

how big were they? i no they were HUGE.

2007-03-04 12:44:00 · 10 answers · asked by ♥Hailey♥ 1 in Celebrities

1 ⤊

what is the name of the lead singer in the all american rejects?

you know that band the all american rejects? and you know the lead singer? well i forgot what his name is...what is his name? (i need his first and last name)

2007-03-04 12:43:44 · 11 answers · asked by Mimi. 3 in Celebrities

0 ⤊

guess my favorite movie and youll win best answer!?

i actully have a few
so ill choose the first one who guessed some of my choices too

good luck!

2007-03-04 12:43:36 · 24 answers · asked by yodog2006 1 in Movies