Hey guys, I'm in my teens and I need a joke to play on my dad. A few years ago he set off the fire alarm and made like it was a fire, me and my sister were crying and stuff. So I need a REALLY good joke to get him back, but I'm not going to do the pregnancy one so dont even suggest that. Hes got a good sense of humor and I could get maybe 3 people (all female) to help. It cant be expensive. Sorry thats really specific but I really want to stick it to him good!

2007-03-02 13:25:53 · 21 answers · asked by whataporpoise 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is your safety zone?

2007-03-02 13:25:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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When women go wrong, why do men go right after them?

2007-03-02 13:25:39 · 10 answers · asked by Ben R 5 in Polls & Surveys

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To save time how many people out there pee while taking a shower. Be honest!?

2007-03-02 13:25:38 · 2 answers · asked by mitchell2020 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Does anybody know a website that has where James Brown the king of soul was buried?

Where is he at and will his 5 year old get anything?

2007-03-02 13:25:22 · 5 answers · asked by Miss. P 1 in Celebrities

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Tell me anything.?

Anything. Or should I ask for something?

What do you think you'll dream about the last time you dream before dying?

2007-03-02 13:25:20 · 9 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

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If it's raining in Baltimore 15 miles east, then where are the Counting Crows?

2007-03-02 13:24:58 · 4 answers · asked by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 in Music

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When would one become a junkie?

2007-03-02 13:24:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What Is you favorite American Idol Contestant this Season?

2007-03-02 13:24:46 · 10 answers · asked by pnk_pnthr_13 1 in Television

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Wat's a song that your boyfriend or girlfriend likes that u can't stand?

2007-03-02 13:24:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How do you like your salad?

2007-03-02 13:24:41 · 3 answers · asked by Gay Boy Magic 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Should the rabbit get his Trix?

2007-03-02 13:24:36 · 14 answers · asked by Just Call Me Miss Fix It 3 in Polls & Surveys

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if you hate the naked brothers band show why do you??????

this show is an awesome show you big fat haters

2007-03-02 13:24:15 · 19 answers · asked by Teenie 2 in Celebrities

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Are other countries as ridiculous as the U.S. when it comes to warning labels?

Is this just an American thing, since everyone's so sue happy? I mean really, "Caution, contents may be hot" on my coffee cup? It had better be hot, dammit!

2007-03-02 13:23:53 · 11 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think Sanjaya from American Idol is gay?

2007-03-02 13:23:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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answer....song title & artist & album?????

here some lyrics....

Upon her bonded slaves
Lashing you with her whips
Keeping you bonded in chains
Drool starts to seep through her lips

2007-03-02 13:23:29 · 3 answers · asked by heavy6metal6chic6 3 in Music

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Has anyone every been curiously attracted to the scent of ...?

B.O. ??

2007-03-02 13:23:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Need help with Jimmy Page / Robert Plant song!!!?

Either Jimmy or Robert sing this song but i dont know who.
The only lyric i remember is "Like this, oohhh, like this"
it also talks about a baby and a couch.
i think it came out in 2005.
Thanks for your help!!!1

2007-03-02 13:23:03 · 4 answers · asked by applecore 5 in Music

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