Hey guys, I'm in my teens and I need a joke to play on my dad. A few years ago he set off the fire alarm and made like it was a fire, me and my sister were crying and stuff. So I need a REALLY good joke to get him back, but I'm not going to do the pregnancy one so dont even suggest that. Hes got a good sense of humor and I could get maybe 3 people (all female) to help. It cant be expensive. Sorry thats really specific but I really want to stick it to him good!
2007-03-02 13:25:53 · 21 answers · asked by whataporpoise 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i read this somewhere.............
This is one of THE best tricks I know! First you put Saran Wrap or any other clear plastic wrap over the toilet, between the bowl and the seat. Do this at night so it is harder to see. Then when someone goes to the bathroom, SURPRISE! Oh, and a scream. I don't recommend this because I got grounded for 3 months when I tried it. It's funny, and messy, so if you don't take my advice and do it anyway, be ready to clean up the mess! EWW!!!
This one could get the person you're pranking a little messy so make sure they're not wearing their best clothes and make sure they have a good sense of humor. Ok this one is simple - get two cans of soda out of the refrigerator, shake one up and hand that one to your friend. You take the non-shooken up one and drink some so it doesn't seem suspicious. When your friend opens their's it will splatter all over them if you shake it up enough!
Stuff toilet paper or tissues or whatever into the toe part of someone's shoes so they have trouble getting their feet in!
Even though this joke is one of those haha jokes, it still works. Open a bedroom door or any door that you know a lot of people will walk through and put a pillow at the top of it so when the person opens the door the pillow will hit them on the head.
I have a good one. You take Pam and spray it on the toilet seat, and the next person who goes to the bathroom might have a little problem!
well hope they work!
2007-03-02 13:47:51 · answer #1 · answered by in despair 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
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Hey guys, I'm in my teens and I need a joke to play on my dad. A few years ago he set off the fire alarm and made like it was a fire, me and my sister were crying and stuff. So I need a REALLY good joke to get him back, but I'm not going to do the pregnancy one so dont even suggest that....
2015-08-06 22:04:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-01-28 05:03:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dad: My girlfriends came over today. Carol brought her 4 foot pet snake. All of a sudden it was gone. We looked everywhere. It's in the house somewhere....April fool!!!
2007-03-10 10:36:33 · answer #4 · answered by bob P11 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Have someone call him and say that they are from the juvenile detention center and that he needs to come pick you up.Make up some charges that won't make him too mad. I would say prostitution because I know that my Dad would think it's hilarious. He knows better.
2007-03-10 07:12:29 · answer #5 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about this: If your dad uses the PC at home, just interchange a few keyboard keys. Choose key alphabets like 'E-R' or 'N-M'...then just sit and watch as he gets all confused over his typing. It should be a while before he notice what went wrong!
2007-03-02 15:00:45 · answer #6 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
if you've got oreos at your house, get a plate of them out and replace the cream with toothpaste (won't work if they're the yellow spring-time ones...unless you have yellow toothpaste)
(if he's got a computer that he uses regularly) go behind the tower and barely unplug the keyboard, maybe tape it with clear tape. it'll take him quite a bit to realize what's wrong
hide all the batteries in the house and remove the batteries from the remote
2007-03-10 10:58:56 · answer #7 · answered by Max Power 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
best thing to do is buy those cheap 10-15 dollor gorilla costume, it comes with the body set and mask doesn't look real but looks really freaky anyways, hide in the bathroom behind the shower curtains and wait until he walks in and closes the door, then jump out and scare the crap out of him, it will be SOOOOO funny! just make sure you do it before he takes off his pants. lol
hope you have fun
2007-03-02 13:40:20 · answer #8 · answered by Unknown Artist~ 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
do this at night . prep: blow the fuse . tie a cord really tight on both sides of his bedroom door close to where your ankles are so it should look like this (--------) then you make a loud noise so when he goes to see what is going on he will trip and fall then you repeatedly hit him with a pillow . That will teach him
2007-03-10 12:56:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*Saran wrap a doorway...really tight so they cannot see it.(Not as messy as the toilet seat one.)
*Tape the sprayer at the kitchem sink so it will spray him when he turns on the tap.
*Put small clumps of dirt all over the yard to look as if you have moles in the soil.
*Sew the wrists of his shirts closed.
*Exchange salt for sugar if he likes it in his coffee in the morning.
*Take out the rear light cover off of his vehicle and stick a rubber hand through it so passing motorists can see it and think he has a body in the trunk, trying to get out.
2007-03-08 18:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by The Canadian 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋