Entertainment & Music - 27 February 2007

You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.

You find humor in other people's stupidity.
You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."

You believe chocolate is a food group.

You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.

You believe "Shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.

You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.

When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know to correct their behavior.

You have no life between August to June.

When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.

You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.

You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.

You believe in aerial Prozac spraying.

You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.

You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "Never DREAM" of doing your job.

You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.

You know you are in for a major project when a parent says "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."

You want to choke a person when they say "Oh, you must have such FUN everyday. This must be like playtime for you."

Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?"

2007-02-27 23:09:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

ok heres the deal i asked a question a few days ago got great responses so i thought id ask it again. i did and got violated how does this happen?

2007-02-27 23:09:28 · 11 answers · asked by tiny likes clams 3 in Polls & Surveys

Tell me your story..I'll tell you mine..

2007-02-27 23:09:06 · 7 answers · asked by kit walker 6 in Music

2007-02-27 23:07:47 · 28 answers · asked by Lady Santa 5 in Polls & Surveys

Like this. I was like just kiss her already. We know you want to.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_fullscreen?video_id=0fBehsmALaQ&l=191&t=OEgsToPDskIDv7hbBR_hNtDSP6O-lOs9&fs=1&title=Red Eye [Lavatory Clip]

2007-02-27 23:06:00 · 6 answers · asked by Bored 2 in Polls & Surveys

all eminem

2007-02-27 23:05:51 · 11 answers · asked by pure_prostuudd 1 in Music

the details im asking is details like age,birthday,techniques,specialties and more..

2007-02-27 23:05:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-02-27 23:03:39 · 17 answers · asked by ஐ♥Julian'sMommy♥ஐ 7 in Music

What exactly is -crunk-?
Is it beneficial?
In what way(s)?
Should I endeavor to get -crunk-?

2007-02-27 23:02:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-27 23:02:22 · 8 answers · asked by cutie_hr 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i wouldnut. i might catche something from her. yuk.

2007-02-27 23:02:06 · 6 answers · asked by Timothy 4 in Celebrities

Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men
don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't
as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all
the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men....
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
it's up to women to stomp the juice out of them until
they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

2007-02-27 23:00:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-27 22:59:57 · 37 answers · asked by Benny Zuko, The All-Knowing cat 5 in Polls & Surveys

What is the most beatiful place on earth?

2007-02-27 22:59:05 · 19 answers · asked by SarangHaeyo 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-27 22:59:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-27 22:58:23 · 1 answers · asked by goldieluck69 1 in Music

Would you kiss, diss, do both, or just shake hands with the following:
1. Blake Lewis
2. Justin Timberlake
3. Simon Cowell
4. Your Computer
5. Lasagna
6. Nick Lachey
7. Pirates of the Caribbean (movie)
8. Jack Sparrow
9. Orlando Bloom
10. Yourself
11. Cody Linley
12. James Blunt
13. Randy Jackson
14. Your crush/bf/husband (if you have one)
15. Leo DiCaprio
16. Will Smith

2007-02-27 22:58:00 · 4 answers · asked by Soccer Lover 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-27 22:57:51 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-27 22:56:34 · 17 answers · asked by angel_dust_high2 1 in Polls & Surveys

its the start of a new day at university and the dean(principal) is laying down the rules to the new students
"the boys dorm if out of bounds for girls, as is the girls dorm to the boys.
anyone found breaking this rule will be charged £30 for the first offence,
£80 for the second offence,
and £150 for the third offence"

suddenly a voice comes from the back....

"how much for a season ticket"

2007-02-27 22:56:33 · 12 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I was walking down the street, when I was accosted by a dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.
I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner? "No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless woman told me.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" I asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" I asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," I said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead,I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."

The homeless Woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you
for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
I said, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."

2007-02-27 22:56:18 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-27 22:55:05 · 27 answers · asked by gen 2 in Polls & Surveys

Uhhhmmm.... i was just wondering..... if Gerard Way from my chem. romance is a gay, and include Mickey way..... cuz i saw sum pix in da internet that mickey and gerard are kissing each other.... go to google.com and enter "IMAGES" then after that, type "GERARD WAY" and then click search. Then you will see sum pix of them kissing.... isn't that INCES?

2007-02-27 22:54:54 · 8 answers · asked by stickman romance.<3 3 in Celebrities

im a big fan of gerard way ever since so please tell me the truth and nothing but the truth....and why???

2007-02-27 22:53:27 · 6 answers · asked by Tinx_Kriz 1 in Music

is it legal to beat yourself?

2007-02-27 22:53:21 · 17 answers · asked by tiny likes clams 3 in Polls & Surveys

It's 12 O'Clock Midday on a day in August, there are many people standing outside, there are car lights on and lamplights on.

Why is this?

2007-02-27 22:52:17 · 15 answers · asked by Sai~ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

want to know if there is something like that out there

2007-02-27 22:51:07 · 19 answers · asked by o 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I watched the video today and his other ideo( i dont listen to coutry much) ad he always has a bandana on.

2007-02-27 22:50:44 · 5 answers · asked by blueeyedbabe1986 2 in Other - Entertainment

Where do I start with this awful program.

The fact that they hear noises or see movement, but the camera never captures it because its too busy focusing on the presenter?

Or the fact when they do that moving the glass around to communicate with the dead, that its so obvious its just one guy that is pushing it around (and not a ghost!)

And why is it always the sound crew and cameramen who seem to faint etc? Do they fancy a bit of air time do they so they do something dramatic?

I wish I was a member of that show just so i could prove what a load of rubbish this show is.

2007-02-27 22:49:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

rupaul

2007-02-27 22:48:06 · 14 answers · asked by Daisy 1 in Polls & Surveys