Women are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men
don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they
sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't
as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're
amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to
come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all
the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men....
Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
it's up to women to stomp the juice out of them until
they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
2007-02-27 23:00:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Is it worth a star?
2007-02-27 23:23:18 · update #1
that's hilarious. i lmao. i would give it a 10++++
2007-02-27 23:46:00 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great dude!
2007-02-28 07:03:24 · answer #2 · answered by ndrsfarkas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you got my star. good one.
2007-02-28 10:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love that it is soo true
2007-02-28 09:01:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wonderful... splendid
2007-02-28 07:16:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is great!!!!!
2007-02-28 09:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by Tab 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh...........................what?
2007-02-28 07:06:12 · answer #7 · answered by nothere 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋