You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.
You find humor in other people's stupidity.
You want to slap the next person who says "Must be nice to work 8 to 3:20 and have summers free."
You believe chocolate is a food group.
You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
You believe "Shallow gene pool" should have its own box in the report card.
You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says "Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.
When out in public you feel the urge to snap your fingers at children you do not know to correct their behavior.
You have no life between August to June.
When you mention "Vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.
You believe in aerial Prozac spraying.
You believe no one should be permitted to reproduce without having taught in an elementary setting for the last 10 years.
You've ever had your profession slammed by someone who would "Never DREAM" of doing your job.
You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
You know you are in for a major project when a parent says "I have a great idea I'd like to discuss. I think it would be such fun."
You want to choke a person when they say "Oh, you must have such FUN everyday. This must be like playtime for you."
Meeting a child's parent instantly answers the question "Why is this kid like this?"
2007-02-27 23:09:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i loved it and i lmao. i know that teachers have it hard. we send our kids to school to get good education. we know how they are at home and i know that it don't change much when they are at school.. lol
2007-02-27 23:41:59 · answer #1 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a teacher if
You can't read past grade 3
Your times table knowledge stops at 4 times chart
Your daily schedule is 1 hour teaching, 6 hours meetings to lobby for more pay.
You talk to all adults outside work like they're 10 year olds.
You are obsessed with what the teacher next to you in lunch room has that you don't have.
You think you REALLY work hard
You think 3 months paid holidays a year are normal.
You think the community doesn't know how little you are teaching ther kids.
2007-02-27 23:37:36 · answer #2 · answered by satnee2003 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
We had a VERY similiar one at the police department, except ours were like on radio calls "sure is quiet tonight" and everyone immediately hates them because they jinxed you into having a robbery or murder on your beat...
All occupations have their good and bad points, but at least teachers and cops have the knowledgge that we don't get paid enough for what we deal with and are expected to do.
Thanks for what you do!
2007-02-27 23:14:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well said.
And you're not a teacher if you think there should be an apostrophe in 'childs'.
2007-02-27 23:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol ima let ateacher read those lol i think she will like those
2007-02-28 00:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,nice one.
2007-02-27 23:26:15 · answer #6 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know what they say.
Those who can, do.
Those who can't, teach.
2007-02-28 00:31:01 · answer #7 · answered by copter_180 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur really funny where do u get then
2007-02-27 23:13:27 · answer #8 · answered by Jymmy R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so true.
2007-02-27 23:49:57 · answer #9 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..
2007-02-28 02:42:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋