Entertainment & Music - 25 February 2007

A dumb blonde woman in Kansas City was so depressed she decided to end her life by jumping in the river. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid
water when a handsome sailor saw her on
the edge of the dock, crying. He said, "You have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." He slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl said yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. So the sailor hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, each night he brought her food, and they screwed until dawn. A week later she was found by the captain. "Who are you?" he asked. "I made a deal with one of your sailors,"I get I get a trip to Europe and he screws me". He sure is this is Harrah's Casino and we never leave Kansas City.

2007-02-25 08:50:02 · 6 answers · asked by Barry DaLive 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-25 08:50:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One of my bestfriends is a cancer the other scropio. They like each other but won't say so. I have a probelm of my own. I lke this guy and we completly clicked the first tme we met. The problem with this is that my friend just told me he likes me as well, and I have known him since first grade so it is hard for me to let him down. He is a capricorn and we get along really well so I don't see why there is a problem. Mean while, my bestfriends keep asking me for anwers because I'm good with helping them out. My head is so full of issues that I can not reply to them with the proper insight I normaly give.

2007-02-25 08:50:00 · 2 answers · asked by wish 2 in Horoscopes

2007-02-25 08:49:54 · 16 answers · asked by COOKIE 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-25 08:49:51 · 6 answers · asked by MICKEY M 3 in Movies

You fill it in...! I would say..."I could kiss the person i Really need the most." ;)...Thanks.

2007-02-25 08:49:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

like who plays them i want real actor and actress names please
do u know???

2007-02-25 08:49:44 · 2 answers · asked by Nik 2 in Movies

The one when the caveman is in the airport on the convair belt.

2007-02-25 08:49:42 · 1 answers · asked by fallen 2 in Television

help me get rid of a body?
plez pretty plez

2007-02-25 08:49:17 · 32 answers · asked by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-25 08:49:12 · 14 answers · asked by |nViNcIbLe 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-25 08:48:43 · 15 answers · asked by SOJLO 3 in Music

2007-02-25 08:48:36 · 25 answers · asked by **ZARA** 7 in Polls & Surveys

just because we are different doesn't mean people have the right to mkae fun of our black clothes , weird haircuts and music

2007-02-25 08:48:32 · 19 answers · asked by Bambi; 2 in Music

2007-02-25 08:48:19 · 11 answers · asked by Emo Rabbi 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-25 08:48:13 · 1 answers · asked by naplio 2 in Music

2007-02-25 08:48:11 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-25 08:48:03 · 10 answers · asked by swept away 1 in Celebrities

Another part of the song..."I'm not your wheels, I am the highway".

2007-02-25 08:47:58 · 4 answers · asked by nancy s 1 in Music

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2007-02-25 08:47:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if she looks at porn but its girl porn.
Is it a normal thing for girls to do

2007-02-25 08:47:51 · 9 answers · asked by TI_KING 1 in Polls & Surveys

The joke is that this blonde girl was getting in her car and she was driving and then all of a sudden this big tree poped up in front of her and she started swerving and then she was pulled over by the police and they said "What's the problem lady?" She says "This big tree was in front of me!" and the police officer says "Ma'm that's your air freshener".

2007-02-25 08:47:37 · 11 answers · asked by carlosdr 1 in Jokes & Riddles

they make millions and and then smack America? Harry Belafonte is a an example calling Bush names at a Chavez political rally? whats the matter with them?? not enough millions? try living on 7 bucks an hour Harry!

2007-02-25 08:47:28 · 5 answers · asked by richard c 4 in Celebrities

2007-02-25 08:47:01 · 8 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-25 08:46:33 · 7 answers · asked by Zak 2 in Music

it passes on t.v but i forget to watch it

2007-02-25 08:46:25 · 8 answers · asked by . 2 in Music

2007-02-25 08:45:50 · 7 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

This is a older movie and I don't know who was in it.

2007-02-25 08:45:37 · 5 answers · asked by revan_evan 1 in Movies

i would spend all of the money
what would you do?

2007-02-25 08:45:33 · 26 answers · asked by A 2 in Celebrities

if so wot

2007-02-25 08:45:30 · 23 answers · asked by ANgEL 2 in Polls & Surveys

Rumor is that the Warner Brothers Execs are having a script to be written for a live action Justice League Movie.

2007-02-25 08:44:47 · 5 answers · asked by Whizzo Butter 3 in Comics & Animation