A dumb blonde woman in Kansas City was so depressed she decided to end her life by jumping in the river. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid
water when a handsome sailor saw her on
the edge of the dock, crying. He said, "You have so much to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." He slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy." The girl said yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. So the sailor hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, each night he brought her food, and they screwed until dawn. A week later she was found by the captain. "Who are you?" he asked. "I made a deal with one of your sailors,"I get I get a trip to Europe and he screws me". He sure is this is Harrah's Casino and we never leave Kansas City.
2007-02-25 08:50:02 · 6 answers · asked by Barry DaLive 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny.
Here is a Blonde's review of last March:--Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 month....box said "2-4 years!"
2007-02-25 09:56:36 · answer #1 · answered by max 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Riiiiiiiight.
2007-02-25 16:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha. blondes know a casino and a boat.
2007-02-25 16:54:47 · answer #3 · answered by KU Fan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was surprised. It rates more than half a howl...how.
2007-02-25 16:56:47 · answer #4 · answered by Beejee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA very good one!
2007-02-25 16:54:23 · answer #5 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol - that was funny!!
2007-02-25 16:55:27 · answer #6 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋