Entertainment & Music - 21 February 2007

...sometimes need to know!?
Just so they're not being accused to assume anything!?

2007-02-21 14:34:40 · 6 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are.

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit theground first?
A: Who cares??...

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink..

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

Q: Why are all these jokes simple one-liners?
A: So that women can understand them! :)

2007-02-21 14:34:29 · 7 answers · asked by Amadeus 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I just saw this budwieser commerical where these gorillas had been caught on tape talking about how to steal beer. I guess this is from some documentary, but i was wondering why the little monkeys cant talk? Does this make sense to you?

2007-02-21 14:34:27 · 6 answers · asked by meeeeeeee 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I haven't seen a question for anyone over 15 in the last 10 minutes.? Anyone mature still up?

2007-02-21 14:34:26 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it was a duet done by a guy and a girl

2007-02-21 14:33:38 · 1 answers · asked by mecury 1 in Music

of 1-5?

2007-02-21 14:33:29 · 8 answers · asked by ME 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 14:33:26 · 9 answers · asked by arum 3 in Celebrities

2007-02-21 14:33:05 · 16 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

ever gotten caught around your eye tooth so you couldn’t see to talk?

2007-02-21 14:32:56 · 17 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

Eight and five, last name and given,
We are one six six six even;
The first in cow, the last in oxen
Three in damsel, three in vixen.

Question: What are we called?

2007-02-21 14:32:47 · 4 answers · asked by mohallo2000 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Who here has seen An American Haunting? How bad did it scare you cause it freaked the crap out of me!!

2007-02-21 14:32:45 · 4 answers · asked by dawggurl47 3 in Movies

I'm the Youngest! :)

2007-02-21 14:32:34 · 73 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

there was a man with three daughters, the first daughter walks in and says "daddy whi is my name rose?" he answers with "well because a rose fell from the sky when your mother had you" The second daughter comes in and says "daddy why is my name petunia?: he answers with "well a petunia fell from the sky when your mother had you" and the third daughter walks in and says "koojkdidhfbctydgoo" and the father says "Be quiet Cinder Block"!!!

2007-02-21 14:32:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I haven't had these in a long time and in the background comes the
news on tv and they're talking about recalls. These were frozen so
I hope they are okay.

2007-02-21 14:32:30 · 6 answers · asked by nemesis 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 14:32:15 · 15 answers · asked by Space Ace 4 in Polls & Surveys

i have..........MUHAHAHAH *cough cough* HAHAHAHA

now let me hear (read) yours

2007-02-21 14:31:53 · 11 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think Danny Lynn Smiths daddy is :
Howard K. Stern
or
Larry Birkhead

2007-02-21 14:31:38 · 16 answers · asked by lucy 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-21 14:31:13 · 17 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which ones?

2007-02-21 14:31:04 · 31 answers · asked by Mz. Massachusetts 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 14:30:45 · 10 answers · asked by connor z 1 in Movies

2007-02-21 14:30:45 · 4 answers · asked by flowergurlielykewhat 1 in Television

"crazy" people.........not just the ones in mental hospitlas but any of them........(weird, funny, mental, any kind of crazy)

2007-02-21 14:30:21 · 29 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Polls & Surveys

Im listening to The Way I Am, and I'm guessin if it was a woman who were singing that lyrics, all you sexist men would say she's PMSing. True or False?

2007-02-21 14:30:20 · 9 answers · asked by Joey (f) 2 in Polls & Surveys

sounds something like."hello goodbuy hello goodbuy"?

2007-02-21 14:30:12 · 3 answers · asked by m i c h e l l e 1 in Music

What are your thoughts on the show PINKS?
I personally think that they need a new host? What about you?
What do you drive, would you ever consider going on the show?

2007-02-21 14:29:58 · 5 answers · asked by mustang_jenn2005 2 in Television

A Japanese guy Yuki sees his Italian friend Marco at the beach. He notices how Marco is extremely popular with the ladies, and being a single guy, he asks Marco to help him become a chick-magnet like him.

“It’s simple, really,” said Marco. All you have to do is slip a potato in your shorts.”
“That’s it!?!?!” asked Yuki, surprised.
“Yup,” said Marco, grinning, handing him a potato.

Yuki went into a changing room and slipped the potato into his shorts just like Marco had said.

He walked outside, proud and confident.
Strangely, people began to stare at him, not just girls. And although girls were indeed staring, they weren’t running up to him or anything.

Confused, Yuki went back to Marco and asked him why he was still not getting any girls.

“UH…Yuki?” said Marco, staring at Yuki's speedos.
“Yes?”
“You’re supposed to put the potato in the front, not the back,” Marco whispered.

2007-02-21 14:29:45 · 18 answers · asked by 2 days after my B day :) 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i love them....

2007-02-21 14:29:35 · 2 answers · asked by pksmama 2 in Music

It is too addictive.

2007-02-21 14:29:34 · 14 answers · asked by Om Mani Padme Hum 2 in Polls & Surveys

You which one I am talking about right? Everytime Super Chalmers visits the school, he usually sees something he doesnt like and yells 'Skin-ner!" at Principal Skinner.
I would be very grateful if someone can send me a link to the file!

Thanks in advance!

2007-02-21 14:29:31 · 2 answers · asked by erok2020 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-21 14:29:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television