Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are.
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit theground first?
A: Who cares??...
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink..
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.
Q: Why are all these jokes simple one-liners?
A: So that women can understand them! :)
2007-02-21 14:34:29 · 7 answers · asked by Amadeus 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i want mooooooore!!!!!
come on.. dont be that greedy...
mooooooooore!!!!
2007-02-21 14:39:41 · answer #1 · answered by akoaypilipino 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant man, brilliant.
2007-02-21 22:48:40 · answer #2 · answered by fslcaptain737 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha...VERY FUNNY!!!! LOVED THEM...Even though the last one is NOT true...haha!
2007-02-21 23:45:08 · answer #3 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like..hahahahaha! 10/5 star..lmao->
2007-02-21 22:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uuuuuuuuuhhhh... what am i supposed to say to that??????
2007-02-21 22:43:47 · answer #5 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-21 23:37:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
2007-02-21 22:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by 2 days after my B day :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋