A Japanese guy Yuki sees his Italian friend Marco at the beach. He notices how Marco is extremely popular with the ladies, and being a single guy, he asks Marco to help him become a chick-magnet like him.
“It’s simple, really,” said Marco. All you have to do is slip a potato in your shorts.”
“That’s it!?!?!” asked Yuki, surprised.
“Yup,” said Marco, grinning, handing him a potato.
Yuki went into a changing room and slipped the potato into his shorts just like Marco had said.
He walked outside, proud and confident.
Strangely, people began to stare at him, not just girls. And although girls were indeed staring, they weren’t running up to him or anything.
Confused, Yuki went back to Marco and asked him why he was still not getting any girls.
“UH…Yuki?” said Marco, staring at Yuki's speedos.
“Yes?”
“You’re supposed to put the potato in the front, not the back,” Marco whispered.
2007-02-21 14:29:45 · 18 answers · asked by 2 days after my B day :) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL .
2007-02-21 18:08:03 · answer #1 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 10:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is kind of funny
a guy walks up to a beautiful lady and ask her if she would like a drink
she says no alcohol is bad for my legs
he said why do they swell
no they spread...........
2007-02-21 14:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by kilzer52 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It got a chuckle out of me.
2007-02-21 14:33:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep!! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-02-25 01:13:16 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, got a chuckle out of me.
2007-02-21 14:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by Layla Redd 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2007-02-21 14:47:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it - why in the front - I would have put it in the back as well.
2007-02-21 14:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hah! I get it! that's definately funny
2007-02-21 14:33:06 · answer #9 · answered by Bobby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes very funny
2007-02-21 14:31:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too bad i think ill tell my friends this one
2007-02-21 14:32:05 · answer #11 · answered by jcombs2010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋