OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".
The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."
So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man & he pulls out a little piano. The little man starts playing the piano!
Next the bar tender asks "hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?"
The man says" I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer." So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, & he says "I got it from a geenie and a lamp"
The bar tender says "If ya' let me barrow that geenie & that lamp I'll give ya' another beer."
The man says "Oh, Okay!"
The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, & the man gives the bar tender the lamp.
The bar tender rubs the lamp & the geenie pops out!
The geenie says "Master, I grant you one wish, what is it?"
2007-02-20
03:46:31
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