Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcoholic beverage containers:
1. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra.
2. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
3. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
4. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friend over and over again that you love them.
5. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
2007-02-20 03:43:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol pretty good! 8/10
2007-02-20 03:47:08 · answer #1 · answered by starry_eyez70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He, he very good. This could be included in one of those 'Redneck" joke books. I don't even want to think about how many times I have witnessed combinations of the above.
I drank too much once, when I was in my late teens, threw up a lot, felt sick for days and vowed never to do that again. I have not, and have spent quite a bit of time as the designated driver when other people have had too much partying.
2007-02-20 12:03:22 · answer #2 · answered by Sue F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL... good ones & quite true... hahaha
u forgot "The consumption of alcohol can make u pregnant"... lol
thanx for sharing
2007-02-20 11:54:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to thihk you can think.
2007-02-20 13:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋