OK, so a man walks into a bar with a large box, the bar tender goes up to him and asks "whats in the box".
The man says "I'll show ya' if you get me a beer."
So of course the bar tender gets the man a beer, the man drinks it, and he pulls out a little foot tall man & he pulls out a little piano. The little man starts playing the piano!
Next the bar tender asks "hey! thats prety cool, where did ya' get that?"
The man says" I'll tell ya' if you get me another beer." So the bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, & he says "I got it from a geenie and a lamp"
The bar tender says "If ya' let me barrow that geenie & that lamp I'll give ya' another beer."
The man says "Oh, Okay!"
The bar tender gets the man another beer, the man drinks it, & the man gives the bar tender the lamp.
The bar tender rubs the lamp & the geenie pops out!
The geenie says "Master, I grant you one wish, what is it?"
2007-02-20 03:46:31 · 15 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The bar tender says "I wish for a million bucks!!!" And all of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room!
"What the heck is this!!! I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!!!"
And the man says "Well did you think I wished for a 12 inch pianist!"
2007-02-20 03:47:04 · update #1
LOL! i get it! IM BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKK and ready to start stalking!
2007-02-20 15:17:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Genie In A Bottle.
2007-02-20 03:51:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 8/10
2007-02-20 04:19:01 · answer #3 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must have been a pretty big room for a million ducks!
2007-02-20 05:17:47 · answer #4 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that one before, but a shorter version. They don't do the duck thing, and there a couple variations.
2007-02-20 03:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by Maxie D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie,,
Keep wishing `eh!!
10/10
Tink x
2007-02-20 06:27:45 · answer #6 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
PMSL,veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny
2007-02-20 04:33:51 · answer #7 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Nice one! 9/10
2007-02-20 03:51:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute :) 8/10
2007-02-20 03:49:27 · answer #9 · answered by Veruca Salt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO... poor guy... hahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-02-20 03:51:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha!!!!!! 9/10
2007-02-20 03:49:37 · answer #11 · answered by starry_eyez70 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋