Entertainment & Music - 20 February 2007

A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The bartender hands the guy his beer and says, ''You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! But I have a question, why is your head so small?''

The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. ''One day,'' he begins, ''I was hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me to a frog that was sitting next to a stream.''

''No ****?'' says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued.

''Yeah, so I picked up the frog and it said, Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you three wishes.'''

''Keep going!''

I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.

She said, ''You now have three wishes.''

I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, ''I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.'' She nodded, snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!

She then asked, ''What will be your second wish?''

''What next?'' begged the bartender.

I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, ''I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream.'' She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. We made love right there by that stream for hours!

Afterwards, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, ''You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?''

I looked at her and replied, ''How 'bout a little head?''

2007-02-20 20:24:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-20 20:23:46 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 20:23:28 · 35 answers · asked by Carrot 4 in Polls & Surveys

A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked. "Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."

2007-02-20 20:22:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Can you put powder milk in you mouth and say idiot or stupid without some of the dry milk flying out of your mouth? please if you can do it just meet me on line with you cam on and try it, if the dry milk will not cover the face of the cam.

2007-02-20 20:22:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

huh ??

hehe :)

2007-02-20 20:21:55 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 20:21:07 · 16 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

Do you like both of them? I wish they will be together, I love both of them ,What do you think?

2007-02-20 20:19:55 · 8 answers · asked by GO TO HELL 2 in Celebrities

The Bakery Called, Fatty

The bakery called -- they want their rolls back!


Two blondes are walking down the road when one says ''Look at that dog with one eye!''
The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says ''Where?''



What do Christmas trees and priests have in common?

Both of their balls are just for decoration.

2007-02-20 20:19:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets,"Do you want to got to heaven?"
The man says ,"I do Father."
Then the priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father, was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall." said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said , "Do you want to got to heaven?'
O"Toole said, "No I don't Father.
The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "Oh when I die yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

2007-02-20 20:18:26 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I personally believe Timberlake is ugly and Cena is gorgeous

I am bisexual

2007-02-20 20:17:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I'm fairly sure there is a story line that links up all the songs but I can't seem to find it.

2007-02-20 20:17:50 · 6 answers · asked by Dustbowl Blues 3 in Music

its from sometime in the 1990s,it says oh lord have mercy mercy mercy sexy sexy sexy.can you help me out.thanks

2007-02-20 20:17:19 · 3 answers · asked by luv babygurl 3 in Music

In the old days the English and Scottish armies used to fight by gathering their armies on top of the hills and at day break they would run down the hillside into the deep gorge below to fight.

One morning at dawn there was a fog (as thick as pea soup) and the two generals decided to refrain from fighting that day. Whilst the two armies were resting a voice, with a scottish accent came from within the dense fog.

"Any one scotsman can beat any 10 englishmen".

With this, the english general sent down 10 of his soldiers. There was a hell of a fight and NO ONE returned. An hour later, the same voice was heard.

"Any one scotsman can beat any 50 englishman".

With this the english general sent down 50 of his soldiers. The same thing, a terrible fight ensured and again NO ONE returned. An hour later the same voice.

"Any one scotsman can beat any 100 englishman".

Same same, down went 100 of the best. NO ONE returned. An hour later.

2007-02-20 20:17:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-20 20:16:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

huh ??

:p

2007-02-20 20:16:02 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I sure don't!

2007-02-20 20:15:42 · 27 answers · asked by Heathcliff 2 in Polls & Surveys

Okay, she dated Justin "Princess" Timberlake and that other dunce but now she thinks bald is in! Guess this is a case of getting to much too young. It appears that she is another tragic child star.

2007-02-20 20:15:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

push... yourself away... or you just push people away?
I mean, like if you don't want to think about... you because it hurts too much?

2007-02-20 20:15:22 · 13 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

It's a ballad (a duet). The chorus goes like this: "So, I'll be your friend ... And I'll be your lover ... 'Cause I know in our hearts we agree ... We don't have to be one or the other ... We could be both to each other."

2007-02-20 20:15:07 · 2 answers · asked by trai 7 in Music

2007-02-20 20:14:44 · 12 answers · asked by Irish Jonnie x 1 in Television

Feel Free to give the film star rating 5 stars Excellent 1 star Rubbish.

2007-02-20 20:14:26 · 10 answers · asked by Dustbowl Blues 3 in Movies

2007-02-20 20:14:12 · 39 answers · asked by Kelrec 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 20:12:05 · 9 answers · asked by liquidmannequin 1 in Other - Entertainment

just wantied to know. they are my favourite band

2007-02-20 20:11:24 · 2 answers · asked by icreate567 1 in Magazines

Im gonna muster every ounce of confidence I have, cannon ball into to the water

2007-02-20 20:11:07 · 2 answers · asked by angelina m 2 in Music

if your favorate music is r&b or rap tell me why

2007-02-20 20:10:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Stuart died and was met at the gates to heaven by St. Peter, “Stuart,” declared Pete “you have not exactly led a very good life. You swore, blasphemed and had some really awful thoughts.”




“However,” Pete continued, “I am willing to give you a chance of entering heaven. Before you are two doors. One leads to heaven. The other leads to hell. In front of each door is an angel. One always tells the truth. The other always lies. You have no idea which angel is in front of which door. You can ask one of the angels one question to determine the doorway to heaven.”




Which angel should Stuart ask? What question should he ask?

2007-02-20 20:10:18 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-20 20:09:59 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-20 20:09:32 · 15 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys