Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets,"Do you want to got to heaven?"
The man says ,"I do Father."
Then the priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."
Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
"Certainly, Father, was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall." said the priest.
Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said , "Do you want to got to heaven?'
O"Toole said, "No I don't Father.
The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
O'Toole said, "Oh when I die yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."
2007-02-20 20:18:26 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
marvelous , amazing , fantastic , excellent joke
good luck !!!!
2007-02-20 21:07:33 · answer #1 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
irish,spanish,finnish...i wish...i love everyone..thanks for the joke...9
2007-02-21 04:22:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sincerely doubt that ever happened.
2007-02-21 04:23:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
fantastic
2007-02-21 04:21:22 · answer #4 · answered by cordero7245 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke liked by me.
2007-02-21 07:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by karsa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny and i am Irish also loved it thanks for the laff lol
2007-02-21 04:21:01 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, thanks
2007-02-21 04:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by MamaJupe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋