Entertainment & Music - 15 February 2007

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probablynever be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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2007-02-15 08:15:47 · 9 answers · asked by Master Richard 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-15 08:15:47 · 1 answers · asked by RIVER 6 in Polls & Surveys

LOS ANGELES, Feb 14 (Reuters) - Disgraced pop duo Milli Vanilli will soon get a movie made about their less-than-spectacular career, following in the cinematic steps of such icons as Ray Charles and Johnny Cash.

Hollywood trade paper Daily Variety reported in its Thursday issue that Universal Pictures is developing a film about the lip-synching combo, who lost their coveted Grammy for best new artist in 1990 when it emerged that they had never sung on their records.

http://today.reuters.com/news/articleinvesting.aspx?view=CN&storyID=2007-02-15T074339Z_01_N14422406_RTRIDST_0_FILM-MILLIVANILLI.XML&rpc=66&type=qcna

2007-02-15 08:15:47 · 4 answers · asked by Randy Johnson's Mullet 5 in Other - Entertainment

I just transferred some 8mm movies to DVD, and I'm adding music to the footage -- you know, the usual, babies and birthdays. I need something I can tolerate, as in, no Tony Orlando. Any ideas?

2007-02-15 08:15:39 · 10 answers · asked by Cyndie Loo Who 1 in Movies

2007-02-15 08:15:28 · 24 answers · asked by Oklahoma Economist 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 08:14:57 · 14 answers · asked by nate_freeman78 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 08:14:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I was on chapter 60 then the website I was using died. I really wanna finish reading this manga.

2007-02-15 08:14:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

have u met ANYONE who's arm has been broken by one....?

2007-02-15 08:14:23 · 3 answers · asked by naplio 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Also, how do we know some of these self-proclaimed "fathers" aren't lying? Granted she was messed up, how easy is it to claim to have slept with someone or are the father after they died? Isn't it kind of suspicious that these men just happened to come foward AFTER her death?

And as far as the baby goes, obviously none of these people are safe and fit parents anyway so give her to someone that IS! Screw the DNA test, if you're not fit, you're not fit regardless of sharing blood.

2007-02-15 08:14:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

last week it was about sawer and jack and last night I don't know what it was about.

2007-02-15 08:14:19 · 7 answers · asked by sandyjean 4 in Television

Arnold Layne... Can you remember or did you think Syd Barrett was a madman or a genius...?

2007-02-15 08:14:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 08:14:06 · 4 answers · asked by chrishawn 2 in Celebrities

Ok, so I heard that there was an article in the Oct. 2006 issue of women's world magazine that Beyonce was on some kind of cereal diet, but I can't find it! I can't even find the website for women's world magazine! If anyone was a copy or a web address, can you let me know. I'm in need of lossing weight..... NOW....

2007-02-15 08:13:59 · 0 answers · asked by corinne n 2 in Magazines

Mine is John Denver...go ahead spill it, who is yours?

2007-02-15 08:13:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am wanting to know who the artist of the song called "She's In Love With The Boy" is. Thank You :)

2007-02-15 08:13:20 · 3 answers · asked by Justin 2 in Music

Please tell me that this show is fake!

No one in their right mind would want their rape ordeal broadcasted?

2007-02-15 08:13:06 · 3 answers · asked by Rebz 5 in Television

Ive tried to ask this 3 times now and if this shows up...the first person to name the character in my avatar gets 10.......

2007-02-15 08:13:04 · 11 answers · asked by Buttsmear 6 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-15 08:13:03 · 7 answers · asked by STORMY K 3 in Movies

2007-02-15 08:12:56 · 11 answers · asked by nate_freeman78 1 in Music

not reggeaton, reggea

2007-02-15 08:12:53 · 1 answers · asked by USER 3 in Music

Does your moral compas point?

2007-02-15 08:12:49 · 23 answers · asked by Moon Man 5 in Polls & Surveys

I just want to know who is the X-Men that most people like?

Mine is Gambit

2007-02-15 08:12:39 · 24 answers · asked by Rob 2 in Comics & Animation

What do you think

2007-02-15 08:12:31 · 4 answers · asked by amy l 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 08:12:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-15 08:12:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Spell check let all three go by

2007-02-15 08:12:08 · 9 answers · asked by dj 4 in Polls & Surveys

Or Jellybeans? I would go with Kiwi Jelly Belly's! YUM!!

2007-02-15 08:11:41 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

..and you wanted it to have an upcoming season again..[it coming back on and having you know new episodes.]
me--full house, they ended it at the 3rd season..i think.lol

2007-02-15 08:11:30 · 7 answers · asked by ▌«♥dσσdette♥«▐ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why is it that you like to hear girls moan so much?

2007-02-15 08:11:21 · 10 answers · asked by Nena 2 in Polls & Surveys