How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probablynever be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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2007-02-15 08:15:47 · 9 answers · asked by Master Richard 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lOl nicee . . .
2007-02-15 08:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should start over with the man jokes instead.Does a women have to tell a man to take a shower?Only when his imprint of his body is still on his side of the couch when he gets up.
2007-02-15 08:34:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have a good man joke> will that do?
What is a man's idea of helping with housework?
LIFTING his legs while you vacuum
2007-02-15 08:18:42 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
And I thought feminism was stupid...but now I can understand why feminists are who they are. because of jokes like that. hmmm...
2007-02-15 08:19:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a bit awsem,a bit cute and a bit cool
2007-02-15 08:35:51 · answer #5 · answered by Blade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-15 08:22:33 · answer #6 · answered by kumiko2420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-02-15 08:18:23 · answer #7 · answered by DrPepper 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny but u r nastyyyyyyyyyyyyy damn
2007-02-15 08:19:34 · answer #8 · answered by Praiser in the storm 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he qewl boy!
2007-02-15 08:42:48 · answer #9 · answered by aj 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋