Joke 1:
There's this maid who works for this couple. One day when the husband is out she calls him and says "Your wife is in the bedroom with a man that isn't you and something's going on". He angrily asks her "Would you like to make $10,000 ". The maid quickly responds "SURE!!!", so he tells her "Go in my desk and in the left drawer there is this gun. Get it, go upstairs and kill them both". So footsteps are heard followed by 2 loud BANGs. When the maid returns to the phone she asks "What do you want me to do with the bodies". The husband replies "Throw them in the pool and I'll deal with them later". Confused, the maid asks "But there isn't a pool in the back yard". The husband sighs and says "Oh, Wrong Number!!!!"
2007-02-09
13:11:04
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