Entertainment & Music - 8 February 2007

2007-02-08 05:14:54 · 8 answers · asked by Dana 2 in Celebrities

2007-02-08 05:14:35 · 6 answers · asked by dj 4 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-02-08 05:14:23 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

"Psychic wins the lottery?"

2007-02-08 05:14:23 · 5 answers · asked by Jesabel 6 in Polls & Surveys

1>An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

2007-02-08 05:13:39 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

puff puff pass.... i did that last year and burned my lip...

2007-02-08 05:13:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 05:13:22 · 8 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

It's called 'dangerous beauty' in America and 'the honest courtesan' in the UK and was made in 1998. I can only find it on region 1 dvd does this mean it has not been released here?

2007-02-08 05:12:27 · 4 answers · asked by Sarah 2 in Movies

because love that word in my love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-08 05:12:13 · 20 answers · asked by Save the trees! 3 in Celebrities

i`m an English learner and very interested in Maria Carry`s songs
i'll be so grateful if any one write the text of the song "I still believe" that is sung by her.

2007-02-08 05:12:03 · 11 answers · asked by shahrzad 1 in Music

2007-02-08 05:11:41 · 2 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 05:11:40 · 22 answers · asked by chuck norris 1 in Polls & Surveys

I was saving it for after work yesterday...but when I came home, all that was left was the wrapper--wadded up in the corner of the kitchen nonetheless! Now I want to know who did it and when they're going to buy me a new box. I'm looking in your direction, Jasper, you fat pig.

2007-02-08 05:11:36 · 10 answers · asked by B 1 in Polls & Surveys

I got reported because my answer was not a question or an answer. Just a comment I guess. I emailed my reporter and asked HIM...if you did not like my answer, could you not have just given me a thumbs down? He replied...I don't know which question it was.
Don't you think it would be better to just give an answer a thumbs down...instead of reporting....if you do not like the answer?
An answer is SUPPOSED to be your opinion...or so I thought...

2007-02-08 05:11:25 · 6 answers · asked by emotional blonde 5 in Polls & Surveys

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2007-02-08 05:11:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a fireman lately?

2007-02-08 05:11:03 · 21 answers · asked by HA HA 5 in Polls & Surveys

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.
One of them looks at the other ones penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it.
He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis."
The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."

*IF YOU LAUGH....YOU'LL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL !!!! *

2007-02-08 05:10:51 · 3 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i am...

2007-02-08 05:10:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 05:10:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please give details to as why you cheated on them.

2007-02-08 05:10:02 · 15 answers · asked by God's_gift_2_women 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 05:09:13 · 3 answers · asked by Mark L 1 in Television

I think Kingston Rossdale is adorable. It's Gwen Stefani's tyke for anyone who doesn't know.

2007-02-08 05:09:10 · 23 answers · asked by Aiden's Momma 3 in Polls & Surveys

Like American a s s??

2007-02-08 05:09:01 · 18 answers · asked by Monica L. 1 in Polls & Surveys

Have you g'all darn gone and done it? Have you fallen in love?

2007-02-08 05:08:24 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Future Mrs. Chandler 4 in Polls & Surveys

Dear Mr. Vernon:
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But, we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But, what we found out is that each one of us is: a brain . . .
And an athlete . . .
And a basket case . . .
A princess . . .
And a criminal.
Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
The Breakfast Club.

2007-02-08 05:08:09 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 05:08:05 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Johnny had the hots for his secretary...but she had a boyfriend, so she refused his advances everytime. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I’ll give you a 1000 dollars for just this one time...she said no again. Johnny said I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would like to take a few minutes to think about it...so she went, called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend thought about it and tells her ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for her to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...she said "HE USED COINS!!!"



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A mother and her young son were flying from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"
The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess."
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case. “Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because our airline always pulls out on time!”

2007-02-08 05:07:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

song has got to be without the artist voice ( clean music) like in da club without 50 cent's voice. thanks

2007-02-08 05:07:27 · 2 answers · asked by hisham m 1 in Music

Need I explain why they are my best friend?

2007-02-08 05:07:26 · 3 answers · asked by God's_gift_2_women 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-08 05:06:13 · 5 answers · asked by Mark D 5 in Television