Johnny had the hots for his secretary...but she had a boyfriend, so she refused his advances everytime. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I’ll give you a 1000 dollars for just this one time...she said no again. Johnny said I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would like to take a few minutes to think about it...so she went, called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend thought about it and tells her ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money very fast, he won’t even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for her to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks what happened...she said "HE USED COINS!!!"
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A mother and her young son were flying from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned from the window to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"
The mother said, "Well, maybe that’s something you could ask the stewardess."
So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy admitted that this was the case. “Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because our airline always pulls out on time!”
2007-02-08 05:07:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like the airplane one
2007-02-08 05:12:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Joke number 2
2007-02-08 13:13:02 · answer #2 · answered by zzum 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the second one better because you could pretty much figure out what was going to happen in the first
2007-02-08 13:13:55 · answer #3 · answered by loveitorleaveit1111 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are both good (good job), but the first gets a 10/10. It's much better.
2007-02-08 13:18:17 · answer #4 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the 1st one. I have heard the second one and it is funny too, but number 1 is better.
2007-02-08 13:26:24 · answer #5 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the first one. (the one about the boy who had the hots for his secretary) haha.. that was a good one!!
2007-02-08 13:13:02 · answer #6 · answered by kumiko2420 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! omg I loved both!! I think the second one was a lil better!! Still laughing here!! hahahahahaha!!!
2007-02-08 13:15:11 · answer #7 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The airplane one is definitely better.
2007-02-08 13:14:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
der both pretty gd jks but d 2nd jk is d funniest am stil laffin.hahaha no way i wasnt expectin that !!hehe
2007-02-08 13:15:38 · answer #9 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First joke is hysterical. I'm still laughing. Second joke...ehh.
2007-02-08 13:12:39 · answer #10 · answered by jerk19magnet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋