What do you think of these jokes?

Question

1>An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

The first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground! By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers. Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so

sorry- havin a prob heres the link to that second joke>>> http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070208101633AAHOP6E&pa=FYd1D2bwHTHwI7pvEeI.SKIX9RjUowbrF83LPkKhdkd8nc97S9pIPZCF_P4ad0yAK5jzQ_gSmvpc_g--&paid=asked&msgr_status=

Answer 1

I've heard the first one before and I've always liked it. The second one is pretty funny too.

Answer 2

I like the first one better!

Answer 3

If you're not Christian you wouldn't understand the first one.

Answer 4

First one was pretty good.

Answer 5

loved the first one it was truly lol worthy

Answer 6

LOL

I posted yesterday

Answer 7

thats very good x

Answer 8

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Answer 9

Heard it..........