Entertainment & Music - 7 February 2007

can u use anything else for a bass pedal? if not, can you make a home made one? As long as the sound is ok, it'll do.

2007-02-07 00:38:44 · 2 answers · asked by xXanythingbutinnocentXx 2 in Music

walks over 2 the counter slowly with his guiode dog... but he dint see the "WET FLOOR" sign so he slips and falls breaking his spine in 6 places and shatters piercing the lungs then his head suffers intense trauma after a laceration on the left side with immense internal bleeding after the veinus corpina vein is incarcarated and the bag he was holding was his life savings for his children plus his wallet hidden in his shoes is stolen by the armed robbers who were holding up the bank who had a bulldog/alsatian/and someother horror dog breed i forget which mauls on the blindmans guidedog tho dismembered the guide dog is stillalive so the horrordog gets a gun(highly trained dog. Ex army) and shoots the mutilated dog to death...reloads and kills it 2death and finally takes its life till its nomore alive so they go to heaven and theres a no pets allowed sign on the door so the dog is killed to death coz he was stepping next to a trespassers will be anihilated sign.If u read althis ur bored

2007-02-07 00:38:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-07 00:38:00 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

How many of you actually read the funny message on the vinyl near the label - how many of you even knew it was there??

2007-02-07 00:37:28 · 4 answers · asked by Helen C 4 in Music

2007-02-07 00:37:11 · 2 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 00:37:03 · 8 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

Who is the singer of the " sand dream" clip that is performed by Ilana Yahav?

2007-02-07 00:36:54 · 1 answers · asked by greenhills20042000 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-07 00:36:51 · 6 answers · asked by naina mrc 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-07 00:36:43 · 4 answers · asked by Joe the God of Averageness® 4 in Polls & Surveys

There must be a hell of a prophet in this business?

2007-02-07 00:36:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 00:36:19 · 2 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

I used to hate it, now I tried it today, I love it.

I think it is because I gave up smoking - that my taste buds are different.

2007-02-07 00:36:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Valentines day is just less than a week away....what will you get for your spouse or B/F or G/F?? Hubby is giving me a new computer, i'm giving him a watch, 5 shirts, a beautiful card, a box of candy & some money......what are you giving & getting?

2007-02-07 00:35:38 · 21 answers · asked by YAWN 6 in Polls & Surveys

Could yahoo have a personal vendeta against me? They have stolen my breasts, and they will not stop deleting my questions!

2007-02-07 00:35:02 · 13 answers · asked by Pardonne Moi? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 00:35:00 · 5 answers · asked by Evey 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 00:34:09 · 7 answers · asked by Ghost-Rider VI 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 00:34:04 · 4 answers · asked by Jaimie D 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-07 00:33:50 · 11 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

... had tried to kill his love interest's lover, would it have been as highly and ridiculously publicized?

2007-02-07 00:33:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 00:33:20 · 2 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Movies

its a pop song that goes like this:"I've been waiting for a long time/and then u came to my life/now e're standing in the moonlight babe /it reflects in your eyes/and sometimes/memories come through my mind"....can u tell me the singer plz??

2007-02-07 00:32:45 · 2 answers · asked by Rose 3 in Music

2007-02-07 00:32:18 · 30 answers · asked by Jaimie D 1 in Celebrities

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.
"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.
My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.
So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.
But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"
After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"

2007-02-07 00:32:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-07 00:32:03 · 7 answers · asked by malcolmg 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Bad Manners...please reform.. :)

2007-02-07 00:31:11 · 7 answers · asked by a.c 3 in Music

I need some new material for work, any suggestions. Thanks!!

2007-02-07 00:30:51 · 3 answers · asked by southforty1961 3 in Jokes & Riddles

The Blue Pigeon

The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix. The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city. But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me five million dollars and ask one question." The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition. The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon. They gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city. The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons.

Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 5 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the 5 million just to get to ask ONE question!

The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question.

The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"

2007-02-07 00:30:33 · 5 answers · asked by davidsch62 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-07 00:30:15 · 33 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

my hands are free to please! ; )

2007-02-07 00:29:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-07 00:29:05 · 9 answers · asked by corkscrewpirate 4 in Celebrities