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walks over 2 the counter slowly with his guiode dog... but he dint see the "WET FLOOR" sign so he slips and falls breaking his spine in 6 places and shatters piercing the lungs then his head suffers intense trauma after a laceration on the left side with immense internal bleeding after the veinus corpina vein is incarcarated and the bag he was holding was his life savings for his children plus his wallet hidden in his shoes is stolen by the armed robbers who were holding up the bank who had a bulldog/alsatian/and someother horror dog breed i forget which mauls on the blindmans guidedog tho dismembered the guide dog is stillalive so the horrordog gets a gun(highly trained dog. Ex army) and shoots the mutilated dog to death...reloads and kills it 2death and finally takes its life till its nomore alive so they go to heaven and theres a no pets allowed sign on the door so the dog is killed to death coz he was stepping next to a trespassers will be anihilated sign.If u read althis ur bored

2007-02-07 00:38:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

Very bored....

...what you expect, I'm at work!!!

2007-02-07 00:42:08 · answer #1 · answered by ♥LadyC♥ 6 · 0 1

u must be the bored one to have written such a pile of rubbish that makes no sense and i think u mean guide dog not guiode dog.

2007-02-07 00:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Killed to death? Yes I'm bored, but I know that once your killed, your dead, and you can't be killed till your dead. Anyways, where is the joke?

2007-02-07 01:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0 0

Not bored, just inquisitive...I thought you were going to ask what religion the blind man is.

Answer: Shaker

2007-02-07 00:43:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i don't know what u said. count the number of periods u used

2007-02-07 01:02:33 · answer #5 · answered by tz 4 · 0 0

You are right i was bored, very bored.....

2007-02-07 00:43:15 · answer #6 · answered by Roxxy 2 · 0 1

lol

2007-02-07 00:49:24 · answer #7 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

LOL

2007-02-07 00:45:02 · answer #8 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0 1

OK.................

2007-02-07 06:35:34 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0 0

stupid...

2007-02-07 01:09:39 · answer #10 · answered by J Lo 3 · 0 0

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