Entertainment & Music - 6 February 2007

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a big brothel and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing.

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!"

2007-02-06 15:59:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Whats your favorite color and why?

2007-02-06 15:59:12 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's up with Mexico?

If you had a chance to go there, would you? I don't think it's safe anymore.

2007-02-06 15:59:11 · 15 answers · asked by Pepper's Mommy 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the name of the curved knife in the trailer for Hannibal Rising?

In the trailer for Hannibal Rising (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uDm9f8I6ic), Hannibal is holding up this curved knife.

What is that weapon called?

2007-02-06 15:58:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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Is the female singer of the band, Shiny Toy Guns, British?

it the yahoo launch music performance of le disko, the lead singer sounded british.

2007-02-06 15:58:29 · 1 answers · asked by ALESANA 7 in Music

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What will happen if ....................?

Malika Serawat starts wearing full clothes in all her films ?

2007-02-06 15:58:27 · 20 answers · asked by sweetie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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have you ever?

lied and said you were a virgin as an excuse as to why you arent very good in bed?

2007-02-06 15:57:36 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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American Idol "GO TO HOLLYWOOD" Nestlé sweepstakes..... anyone playing?????

Is anyone collecting candy wrappers for this?? Which ones are still missing for you??

I've opened about 50 candy bars and I'm still missing 2 of the letters. LOL. The worst thing is, I HATE BABY RUTH'S

2007-02-06 15:56:46 · 8 answers · asked by BESTestAnSWerRRerrERrrERRerrERrr 2 in Polls & Surveys

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I need help with my dream?

I love to sing. I am not one of those people that just says they sing good and then sound like a cow. I am 11 and i need some advice on how I could Fufill my dream on coming a star. What are some places I could go to?

2007-02-06 15:56:15 · 6 answers · asked by tomboyxo 2 in Music

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Does it bother you when you see.....?

An answerer put a random letter or a collection of letters like "sdfefreg" as an answer just to be the first to answer the question, but then later they change it to a real answer. It irks me.

2007-02-06 15:56:07 · 26 answers · asked by Joel Is Depressed 2 in Polls & Surveys

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