Entertainment & Music - 4 February 2007

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail then."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

2007-02-04 01:13:55 · 15 answers · asked by ulma 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Im sure most people will say Bender but The Professor always makes me laugh the most....

2007-02-04 01:13:27 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-04 01:12:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or is it some other way?

2007-02-04 01:12:29 · 18 answers · asked by S 4 in Polls & Surveys

ive been looking for a clip of that but i can't find it....does anyone out ther have the shweet skills im lookin 4?

2007-02-04 01:12:16 · 2 answers · asked by Klam 2 in Television

2007-02-04 01:12:14 · 20 answers · asked by jjj 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Ok. If you have heard the song "she wore an itsy bitsy teeny winny yellow poka dot kikini" then please help me!!! i was just curious if it ment that the bikini was yellow bikini with polka dots or it was another color with yellow polka dots on it?? thanks

2007-02-04 01:12:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

if you have heard this song, please let me know the name of it.

2007-02-04 01:11:50 · 1 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

Dir en Grey's music is loved by many people, and not one bit of controversy..so I am wondering..?

2007-02-04 01:11:48 · 3 answers · asked by yuki y 1 in Television

if it is not his then does anybody know his myspace besides the official one, becuse you cant talk to him on that because so many people are always cmmenting him.

2007-02-04 01:10:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-04 01:09:47 · 2 answers · asked by ellymae3895 3 in Music

Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on arms, the other has parrots on his arms.
After a few mins, they leapoff and fall to the ground.
Laying next to each other in A+E , the first moron say's " i dont think much of this budgie jumping" the other moron replies "Yeah, not to keen on this parrot gliding either."

2007-02-04 01:09:24 · 10 answers · asked by dan T 3 in Jokes & Riddles

If you are not like any of them, who do you most closely identify with?

2007-02-04 01:07:40 · 18 answers · asked by Sky Salad Clipper 3 in Television

2007-02-04 01:07:36 · 23 answers · asked by Ear 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-04 01:06:28 · 4 answers · asked by PETE K 1 in Celebrities

What is she doing now? Is she still writing songs for them?

2007-02-04 01:05:12 · 2 answers · asked by Mooka 1 in Music

Because usually I go to a movie about each week with my friends but now I haven't gone in 2 months!

2007-02-04 01:03:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Have you ever read anything better? What?

2007-02-04 01:01:40 · 11 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

i just got an mp3 player 5 gb...and i need songs to download..any ideas? NO heavymetal..but country/pop/rock/punkrock/rap/r&b....

2007-02-04 01:00:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-04 00:57:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!
To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice.
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things
they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how
feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of
kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up
for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world
will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel
good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school.
You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents
had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine
about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as
they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning
your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought
you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of
your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers,
but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing
grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the
right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers
off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF.
Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually
have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

2007-02-04 00:56:35 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Will it take me that long to get to level 6. Since I have to earn the same out to get there?

2007-02-04 00:56:26 · 24 answers · asked by Evey 6 in Polls & Surveys

what type of music should i listen to while i am studying homework for school. i need some background music but classical and jazz put me to sleep and rock and rap are too distracting.

2007-02-04 00:55:27 · 6 answers · asked by tom 1 in Music

I know it's Vietnamese, and I'm too lazy to go look it up.

2007-02-04 00:55:11 · 6 answers · asked by Blah 1 in Polls & Surveys

you are lucky if you have.... What did you think?

2007-02-04 00:54:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

well i think the question was self-explanitory but if you still need help then im sure theres a place where you probalbly should go its a macical place called school!
anyways i want some funny pranks for an upcoming party any suggestions?

2007-02-04 00:54:16 · 9 answers · asked by kezzer [x_x] 2 in Jokes & Riddles

coming into the u.s and dont really like them. do they like us? do they think they we hate them?

2007-02-04 00:49:23 · 11 answers · asked by rhonda3826 5 in Polls & Surveys

who's gonna be the big Superbowl champs....?

2007-02-04 00:49:22 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

metallian: http://www.metallian.com/metalforum/index.php?topic=367.0

2007-02-04 00:49:16 · 1 answers · asked by TheMetallian 3 in Music

I already have elizabeth hurley but thats a bit cack really!

2007-02-04 00:49:05 · 4 answers · asked by leash 1 in Movies