Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg, Paddy says me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs & get me slippers? No bother he says & runs upstairs, and there are Paddys two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. Hello girls your dad sent me up here to shag the both of you, F**k off ya liar they said, i'll prove it says Murphy, so he shouts downstairs "both of them Paddy"? Of course whats the use of, f**king one of them!
2007-02-04
04:53:16
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