2007-02-04 04:53:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
What my friends and I used to do is climb the fence into junkyards and then go a few rounds mano a mano with the dogs there. Rottweilers over at A-1 salvage were particularly worthy adversaries.. Matter of fact, I am missing one of my thumbs due to their sharp teeth and pack fighting abilities.
But now I feel entirely confident to take on a werewolf if I am confronted with one.
2007-02-04 04:56:28 · answer #1 · answered by Lt. Dan reborn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait, are you the werewolf that wants to be a better werewolf?
Or are you like...Biffy the *** Kicking Werewolf slayer?
If you're a werewolf:
-Sharpen your teeth with a portable pencil sharpener.
-Take some werewolf herbal muscle enhancers [mythical steroids, best kind]
- take tae bo and buy some num-chucks.
-sharpen your claws
-rip off roller coaster ripe dummies' heads for practice
If you're Biffy:
-roll around in pepper. [pepper makes werewolfs, just like everyone else, sneeze, that way if they go to bite you, they won't be able to.
-Buy a mace, not then pepper spray mace, an actual knight in shining armour spikey ball attached ti a chain mace.
-become inducte into the ninja, even though i'm a firm believer that pirates are better, the ninja skills will help you.
-buy steel toed shoes, with silver spikey for actual blood inducinging *** kicking.
-wear a barry manillow shirt, werewolves are deathly afraid of barry manilow and all things copa cabana-y.
And if you wanna take the slacker Biffy route:
-buy a machine gun, and make sure you have 1,000,000 silver bullets for amo
GoodLuck, and Go you!
2007-02-04 05:03:54 · answer #2 · answered by ummmcolleen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to werewolf boot camp of course!
2007-02-04 05:00:01 · answer #3 · answered by White 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be a werewolf more often
2007-02-04 05:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Invest in a silver bullet
2007-02-04 04:56:13 · answer #5 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would seek advise from Logan of the XMen.
2007-02-04 04:57:55 · answer #6 · answered by Black Rose 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try applying to Satan's School for Girls.
2007-02-04 04:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by Feathery 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just wake up. That'll defeat 'em every time.
2007-02-04 05:01:31 · answer #8 · answered by windwalker 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Take coaching.
2007-02-04 04:56:51 · answer #9 · answered by Infinity ╚═╬╬╧╤I 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sign up for the nine week course!
2007-02-04 04:56:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋