Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg, Paddy says me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs & get me slippers? No bother he says & runs upstairs, and there are Paddys two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. Hello girls your dad sent me up here to shag the both of you, F**k off ya liar they said, i'll prove it says Murphy, so he shouts downstairs "both of them Paddy"? Of course whats the use of, f**king one of them!
2007-02-04 04:53:16 · 12 answers · asked by Rod Stewart 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good. Give yourself a pat on the back.
2007-02-04 05:01:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this replaced into at here a pair of days in the past, nevertheless made me chortle although.....Paddy offered a pair of wellingtons yet had to take them decrease back through fact the string between them wasn't long sufficient.
2017-01-02 07:10:55 · answer #2 · answered by gerda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe... Naughty!!
xx
2007-02-04 04:58:22 · answer #3 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give that a 7
2007-02-04 04:59:15 · answer #4 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good but it was posted a couple of days ago
2007-02-04 05:00:50 · answer #5 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-02-04 05:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That happened to me last week.
2007-02-04 05:00:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is real funny
2007-02-04 05:05:06 · answer #8 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, I liked that one!
2007-02-04 05:25:20 · answer #9 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really funny
i like it
2007-02-04 05:11:23 · answer #10 · answered by johnc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋