Entertainment & Music - 2 February 2007

1) Don't be a sexist, broads hate that


2) 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.


3) As I said before, I never repeat myself.


4) I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!


5) Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing


6) Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One.


7) $ex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training


8) If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.


9) Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.


10) Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.


11) For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.


12) Some people have a way with words, others not have way.


13) A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.


14) Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?


15) Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?


16) If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

2007-02-02 22:03:21 · 5 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Well???

;D

2007-02-02 22:02:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 22:01:58 · 6 answers · asked by rt 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-02 22:00:44 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

THANKS.......~~~!!

2007-02-02 21:57:53 · 6 answers · asked by dayBYday 2 in Music

What happened the following day?

2007-02-02 21:57:52 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...Seriously, guys.
Me = spray-on tan, tan color

2007-02-02 21:56:46 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

will you please sing me a lullaby? thanks, sweet dreams

2007-02-02 21:56:42 · 14 answers · asked by Hope C 2 in Polls & Surveys

theres this song, that has the words 'would you have sex with me?' said in the middle of it, by a really annoying american vioce. its really annoying me becasue i don't know what song it is!! can someone help me? i think its from the year 1999, but i'm not sure

2007-02-02 21:56:22 · 8 answers · asked by KTai 1 in Music

hi i`m searching for a film that potrays cultures and civilizations...like troy and the last samurai...does anyone know any other films that have similar criteria? thanks in advanced guys! :)

2007-02-02 21:56:10 · 3 answers · asked by m4xZ 1 in Movies

like burning your trash and using lots of freon to spray clean dusty decks and lawn furnishings?

2007-02-02 21:52:58 · 19 answers · asked by Neo Tarantula 2 in Polls & Surveys

1. You can put things in it.
2. It is smaller than a microwave
3. You find it at home
4. It can be made of almost any material.
5. Not expensive
6. It has no lid

2007-02-02 21:51:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

juz curious..! *winkz*

2007-02-02 21:51:17 · 26 answers · asked by fizadora 5 in Polls & Surveys

♥

2007-02-02 21:50:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-02 21:50:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you like Valentines day? Or do you think it is a marketing ploy?? Personally, I think it is a ridiculous excuse for a holiday. But if I owned Hallmark I would certainly change my mind!!

2007-02-02 21:48:47 · 15 answers · asked by Cato Says "Kalamaloo" 4 in Polls & Surveys

Bam has a brother or sister?

2007-02-02 21:48:16 · 2 answers · asked by violet r 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-02 21:47:15 · 15 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

I have been playing a oskar diatonic for months, I'm getting pretty good and I can bend notes, but it still doesnt sound anything close to the pros. Should I switch to a chromatic, and what's the most useful key to have it in?

2007-02-02 21:46:40 · 2 answers · asked by opjames 4 in Music

2007-02-02 21:46:39 · 48 answers · asked by tokyo 5 in Polls & Surveys

how long's it been and are you hard up for some?

2007-02-02 21:45:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

More web pages than Madonna and Michael Jordan put together.

More movies than James Bond.

The heronof history #1 best seller.

And over a billion people say he can SAVE the world.

2007-02-02 21:44:39 · 13 answers · asked by A follower of Christ 4 in Celebrities

FOR EXAMPLE: Barbie Girl by Aqua.

2007-02-02 21:44:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-02 21:44:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

please do not type in nonsense.
that includes

how old are u
thnks for the two points
what!!!!!


and other stuff irrelevant to the question

thnx

2007-02-02 21:43:15 · 1 answers · asked by IceღFire Shawn 3 in Comics & Animation

1) Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.


2) Look out for #1. Don't step in #2, either.


3) There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.


4) Defendant's Speech Ends in Long Sentence


5) Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events.


6) Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.


7) Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.


8) A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.


9) Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!


10) Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


11) If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?


12) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.


13) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


14) On the other hand, you have different fingers.


15) As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.


16) Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day!

2007-02-02 21:42:39 · 15 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-02 21:41:38 · 20 answers · asked by wcalix2 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-02 21:41:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

c'mon.. we're all young at heart..!

2007-02-02 21:40:47 · 22 answers · asked by fizadora 5 in Television

I think I might be diabetic!!! I've asked this Q twice in the Diabetic section and no one replied!! So any trusty P&S buddies out there who might know PLEASE ANSWER!!! I'm tired alot, I eat alot, I drink alot, I pee alot, My vision is detrieating and today I had a funny turn where I got all weak and the room started to spin, then I felt like I was going to pass out or puke. I hadn't eaten all day and it was lunchtime and for the past week I have eated abnormal ammounts of sugar. I also come from a family with a very long history of diabetes. Please don't tell me to go to the doctor, I'm planning to!!1 I would just like an opinion first. Come on P&S!! General Health>Diabetes didn't help me, can you???

2007-02-02 21:40:14 · 1 answers · asked by Cato Says "Kalamaloo" 4 in Polls & Surveys