1) Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
2) Look out for #1. Don't step in #2, either.
3) There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
4) Defendant's Speech Ends in Long Sentence
5) Clairvoyants meeting canceled due to unforeseen events.
6) Be nice to your kids. They'll be choosing your nursing home.
7) Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
8) A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
9) Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
10) Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
11) If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
12) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
13) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
14) On the other hand, you have different fingers.
15) As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
16) Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day!
2007-02-02 21:42:39 · 15 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
people.. if you have no sense of humor, or are just stupid, just don't put a comment at all, it just shows how dumb you are.. I found these pretty d@mn funny.. if you don't you have a boring sense of humor.. blah.. and I loved # 16 too.. so funny.. :)
2007-02-02 21:49:59 · update #1
Where / What is the question????
2007-02-02 21:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by blue stripe 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well another good smurf question is 'if you step on a smurf, does it leave a little blue puddle'
2007-02-02 21:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by the atomic penguin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its 450am here and I am at work. They made me smile. Like the fake story how the elderly Parkinsons victim went bankrupt by using Amazon one-click.
2007-02-02 21:54:55 · answer #3 · answered by The Gay Argentian Seal 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I love a sense of humor....
Three Attorneys are opening a Chinese restaurant here in Louisville, it's call "SuMeNow".
So I walked up to this beautiful woman and compliment her outfit.
"Your shoes are too cool, they must be suede. Nice skirt, must be real leather? and your top, that must be felt."
2007-02-02 22:13:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good ones, I love one liners.
"I'm so ugly, when I went to see my proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth". Rodney Dangerfield, he was the best.
2007-02-02 21:52:52 · answer #5 · answered by sailingmariner 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What's the question?
2007-02-02 21:48:05 · answer #6 · answered by Soundguy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha...#3 and #9 are good!
2007-02-02 21:51:01 · answer #7 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
#8 owns everyone! some of those are cool.
2007-02-02 21:47:53 · answer #8 · answered by Minty 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO! i love em...thanx u brightened up my night :) keep em coming :) ur awesome
2007-02-02 21:49:41 · answer #9 · answered by dana <3 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHA LOVE #16
2007-02-02 21:46:26 · answer #10 · answered by Strikernow 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL.. nice & funny ones.. i like them.. thanx
2007-02-02 22:39:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋