a gypsey father decides its time for his son to go to school so he sends him to the local primary school
the son goes for the first day and when he gets home he is really excited
"dad dad" he shouts "we did maths today, and guess what, all the other kids could only cout to 3 or 4 but i got all the way up to 9"
Do you know why that is son" asks the father
"no dad whys that"
"thats cos your a gypsey son"
"thats good dad"
the next day the son comes home
"dad dad we did the alphabet today, all the other kids could only get to f or g but i got all the way to r"
"do you know why that is son"
"no dad why is that"
"thats because your a gypsey son"
"thats great dad"
on the third day the son comes home
"dad dad we did sport today, but i couldnt help noticing in the showers afterwards all the other kids had only got about 1 or 2 inches infront of them where as i had 6 infront of me"
"do you know why that is son?" asks the dad
the son replys "is it because im a gypsey dad?"
2007-02-01
14:38:22
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