a gypsey father decides its time for his son to go to school so he sends him to the local primary school
the son goes for the first day and when he gets home he is really excited
"dad dad" he shouts "we did maths today, and guess what, all the other kids could only cout to 3 or 4 but i got all the way up to 9"
Do you know why that is son" asks the father
"no dad whys that"
"thats cos your a gypsey son"
"thats good dad"
the next day the son comes home
"dad dad we did the alphabet today, all the other kids could only get to f or g but i got all the way to r"
"do you know why that is son"
"no dad why is that"
"thats because your a gypsey son"
"thats great dad"
on the third day the son comes home
"dad dad we did sport today, but i couldnt help noticing in the showers afterwards all the other kids had only got about 1 or 2 inches infront of them where as i had 6 infront of me"
"do you know why that is son?" asks the dad
the son replys "is it because im a gypsey dad?"
2007-02-01 14:38:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"no son" replies the dad "thats because your 27"
2007-02-01 14:39:05 · update #1
that was funny! thanks for the chuckles, a great way to start my day.
2007-02-01 16:58:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-02-01 21:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wowweeeeeeee the gypsy wins by a long head 8/10
2007-02-01 20:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey stop taking the mick out of me
besides it was`nt 6 inces it was 5
& thats because tit was cold in the changeing room
i got to p actually but the teacher said it should be in the alphabetamax or summit & not down my leg
i only got to 6 in counting because my dad says 7 ate 9
but that doesn`t matter because me n me dad moved the next day we went to some farmers field with free strawbries. but thanks to school coz 1 lad showed me hand shandy which allows me to havestrawbries & cream?
2007-02-01 14:55:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Here's hoping the Teacher doesn't drop the chalk
2007-02-02 00:16:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought the title was the joke.
a gipsy goes to school...... thats funny.
pmsl. ahahahahaha
2007-02-01 14:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by dooglepuff 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Long Dong lmao
2007-02-01 14:48:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know one like that only it is with a blonde that was better though so HAHAHAHAHA
2007-02-01 15:25:30 · answer #8 · answered by dmorales90210 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhahhahahha niceee
2007-02-01 14:41:17 · answer #9 · answered by i <3 andy roddick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's very funny...
two thumbs up..
2007-02-01 14:45:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋