Entertainment & Music - 1 February 2007

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. 'Wow, this is great,' he thought.

It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.

"Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"
"Yes. Come and join us," they cried.

Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. I tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.

"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."

This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful.

Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"

"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well."

The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked.

One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly.
"There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there, "he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it."

Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning shagging his little heart out until, completely spent, he staggered back over to the guys.
"That was fantastic," he panted.

"So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked.
"I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't."

The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette!"

2007-02-01 00:47:48 · 6 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-01 00:47:42 · 5 answers · asked by Kurse 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-01 00:46:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 00:46:15 · 5 answers · asked by Kurse 3 in Comics & Animation

and it ended with everyone wanting to find the Pearl and Sparrow did i buty the right dvd they were selling 2 dvd's one had just one disk and then there was a set. Please excuse my speeling in a rush but did i get the right dvd and was it supposed to end like that?

2007-02-01 00:45:58 · 17 answers · asked by i like cheese 1 in Movies

2007-02-01 00:45:29 · 7 answers · asked by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 00:44:39 · 3 answers · asked by Kurse 3 in Comics & Animation

You know like a perfume reminds you of your grandma,or the scent of a flower brings back memories of your wedding..etc? Or a certain time in your life,like fresh cut grass reminds you of when you were a kid? Please share

2007-02-01 00:44:39 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, what is it?
I'm listening to my co-worker's classical music.

2007-02-01 00:44:31 · 24 answers · asked by wackadoo 5 in Polls & Surveys

A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind
a big fat lady. The little boy says, "hey dad, look how fat that lady is!"
"Shhhh, quiet son, she'll hear you."
"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"
"Shhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice!"
"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't say that son, it's not nice and it's rude!"
Suddenly the fat lady's beeper goes off.
"Look out dad, she's backing up!"

2007-02-01 00:44:08 · 8 answers · asked by ♥kristie♥ 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-01 00:44:03 · 66 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 00:43:17 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 00:43:09 · 15 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 00:43:08 · 2 answers · asked by Kurse 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-01 00:42:57 · 5 answers · asked by FairGround 3 in Music

You spend the first 3 years of their life trying to help them walk and talk..... then the next 15 years telling them to sit down and be quiet?

2007-02-01 00:42:48 · 33 answers · asked by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 00:41:59 · 36 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys

Little miss Sunshine,Lost in translation,Garden State,21 Grams.. basically films which have a message/deeper meaning, because I have heard of them being reffered to as indie films but there are similiar films which haven't been independantly made???

2007-02-01 00:41:41 · 5 answers · asked by In Between Mind States 6 in Movies

I have tried doing searches on Yahoo and Google and nothing comes up. I have also tried some of the lyric sites I have found stuff on in the past.
Thanks!

2007-02-01 00:41:36 · 1 answers · asked by debrabant_foundation 2 in Music

I know three of them and they all are blondes

2007-02-01 00:41:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-01 00:41:25 · 4 answers · asked by Kurse 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-01 00:41:12 · 17 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 00:41:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 00:40:06 · 5 answers · asked by Kurse 3 in Comics & Animation

COCONUT........wat else?

2007-02-01 00:38:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

did you want to get killed but they ended up being a surviour and why

2007-02-01 00:38:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-02-01 00:37:37 · 38 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 00:37:05 · 5 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

in a position deemed unfit by ones peers how would one resolve said prediciment without having ones pass to the monkey house at Bristol Zoo withdrawn.

2007-02-01 00:37:03 · 12 answers · asked by ........ 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 00:34:42 · 33 answers · asked by Wish 6 in Polls & Surveys