A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. 'Wow, this is great,' he thought.
It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.
"Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"
"Yes. Come and join us," they cried.
Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. I tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.
"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."
This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful.
Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"
"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well."
The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked.
One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly.
"There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there, "he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it."
Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning shagging his little heart out until, completely spent, he staggered back over to the guys.
"That was fantastic," he panted.
"So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked.
"I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't."
The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."
"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette!"
2007-02-01 00:47:48 · 6 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny in an "EEEuuuh" sort of way. I liked the shagging part though. Much like returning home for a weekend with parents, to rest up from the uni's self-instructed human sexuality course!
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-01 02:20:10 · answer #1 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
save your bunny in the cage by using including small locks that are so small the bunny doesnt have the paws to open the cage. additionally a physically powerful thought is probable a metallic keychain loop so which you may use that to curve and open the door and close.. you may clutter practice your bunny by using putting all its poop interior the clutter container so it gets an thought the place to poop/pee that's in the litterbox :DD circulate your hay rack and nutrition bowl closer to the litterbox because of the fact that's the place rabbits tend to bypass poop/pee... close to there nutrition bowl. was hoping I helped you!
2016-11-23 19:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny the rabbit should try patches
2007-02-01 01:05:35 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quit the addiction!! silly rabbit fags are for adults
2007-02-01 00:54:48 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Smiley 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thasta good one wan't expecting that ending
2007-02-01 00:51:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-01 00:54:51 · answer #6 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋