Entertainment & Music - 1 February 2007

Jenny was married to a male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly not any housework. That, he declared, was woman's work!
But one evening Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, a load of wash in the washing machine and another in the dryer, dinner on the stove and a beautifully set table, complete with flowers. She was astonished, and she immediately wanted to know what was going on.
It turned out that Charley, her husband, had read a magazine article that suggested working wives would be more romantically inclined if they weren't so tired from having to do all the housework, in addition to holding down a full-time job.
The next day, she couldn't wait to tell her girlfriends at the office. "How did it work out?" they asked.
"Well, it was a great dinner, Jenny said. "Charley even cleaned up, helped the kids with their homework, folded the laundry and put everything away. I really enjoyed my evening."
"But what about afterward?" her friends wanted to know.
"It didn't work out," Jenny said. "Charley was too tired."

2007-02-01 06:53:16 · 14 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

someone's gettin' poked in the eye!

2007-02-01 06:52:39 · 24 answers · asked by sweetie 5 in Polls & Surveys

can you girls tell me any good chick flick films as i watched "mean girls" and "bring it on". so now i want to see more good chick flicks/girls films.

2007-02-01 06:52:36 · 13 answers · asked by ? 1 in Movies

is there anywhere in this country when i can buy it for under $2.00 a gallon?

2007-02-01 06:52:32 · 37 answers · asked by gymspirit 5 in Polls & Surveys

How many of u guys like to dip ur Wendy's french fries in the Wendy's chocolate frosty shake? I'm eating that right now for lunch and it is soooooooo dee-lish!!!

2007-02-01 06:52:21 · 10 answers · asked by Venus Mantrap 4 in Polls & Surveys

as from today pharmacys are asking people to call VIAGRA by its proper chemical name.
in case you do not know what this name is it is

MYCOXAPHLOPIN

2007-02-01 06:52:17 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

forget they gave it to you and then say oh no i said you can borrow it
happen a couple times to me guess i look to good in it.

2007-02-01 06:52:09 · 5 answers · asked by angelheart 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think one was with the two hands fisted together and you hit the sides of the fists together in the air. But what was the other one?

2007-02-01 06:52:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I'm curious to know who you think killed Spencer? I have no idea, but can rule out Rex. Michael? John? Rex? Todd? Someone else?

2007-02-01 06:52:03 · 5 answers · asked by Kristen H 6 in Television

I have a guitar and a piano. But I don't know which one to choose as a first instrument. They both interests me, but what should I begin with to get the grounds in an easy way ?

2007-02-01 06:52:03 · 15 answers · asked by x•°meadow°•-|- 1 in Music

2007-02-01 06:51:37 · 6 answers · asked by no name brand canned beans 6 in Polls & Surveys

I live in Arkansas. It's really not that bad out there, but we aren't use to very much snow, the whole city is closed it seems like.

2007-02-01 06:51:31 · 20 answers · asked by Black Rose 4 in Polls & Surveys

a celebrity in person...where?

2007-02-01 06:51:24 · 12 answers · asked by »[•-'ხąხï ხøø'-•]« 2 in Celebrities

2007-02-01 06:51:19 · 2 answers · asked by Mukee 2 in Television

2007-02-01 06:50:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 06:50:58 · 9 answers · asked by dj 4 in Polls & Surveys

that you go for when depressed or are entirely dependent upon to get you through the "hard times", mine is dr.pepper.

2007-02-01 06:50:58 · 14 answers · asked by Lexy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Who sings this one ballad song called "Where Are you Now?" It came out sometime around 1988-90, it's a song I haven't heard of in a few years and I consider it being a beautiful love ballad.

2007-02-01 06:50:45 · 3 answers · asked by Fell In Love 7 in Music

2007-02-01 06:50:40 · 3 answers · asked by linkin_park_jack 1 in Music

Everyone has that deep secret they lock away from the rest of the world, the yearn for that passion you only read in tales
i do believe in true love!

2007-02-01 06:50:33 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 06:50:21 · 8 answers · asked by Catlady 6 in Music

2007-02-01 06:50:10 · 20 answers · asked by beebs 6 in Polls & Surveys

my b/f hasnt really had good parents as he was growing up so he missed a lot of important thing you should learn, now i feel lik i have to be his mother somtimes when it comes to money and his health...does anyone else feel like this

2007-02-01 06:49:30 · 11 answers · asked by CRAZY 8 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 06:49:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 06:49:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

> The Miracle of Toilet Paper
>
> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
>
> "If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
>
> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
>
> I stop and ask, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?
> "Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
>
> He is still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again.
>
> Stupid, stupid man.

2007-02-01 06:49:04 · 22 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-01 06:49:01 · 5 answers · asked by »[•-'ხąხï ხøø'-•]« 2 in Celebrities

Name Brand?
What shape is it in?

I have a pair of 12 y/o Timberlands still in good shape

2007-02-01 06:48:35 · 13 answers · asked by $0.02 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-01 06:48:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

kind of like guilty pleasure songs that you don't want your friends to know!!
thanks in advance :)

2007-02-01 06:48:01 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music