> The Miracle of Toilet Paper
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> Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
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> "If you want your breast to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
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> Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
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> I stop and ask, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?
> "Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
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> He is still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, he may even walk again.
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> Stupid, stupid man.
2007-02-01 06:49:04 · 22 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm getting around on crutches now, thanks for asking.
I'll be in surgery next week to extract the dispenser from my ...
2007-02-01 07:21:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bit Cruel And Funny Abit.
2016-05-24 02:34:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That same miracle of toilet paper happened to me, well the butt bit anyway...
2007-02-01 07:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you use Charmin or Cottonelle? and did you break his legs with a baseball bat or frying pan?
2007-02-01 06:53:55 · answer #4 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but as i have heard this before only 7/10 sorry hon
2007-02-01 14:15:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i tink i read this last nite -2 8/10 and just dust again
2007-02-01 07:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From what I heard, he still sings off-tune.
2007-02-01 07:04:32 · answer #7 · answered by Lerat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! That's funny. I chuckled.
2007-02-01 06:55:00 · answer #8 · answered by Serafina Z 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your husband has a good sense of humor and so do you!!!!
2007-02-01 06:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by miss-snoopy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask him why he didnt think of that for his shortcoming,,stomach finger,real short..trying not to be vugar,you get it
2007-02-01 06:56:07 · answer #10 · answered by drivingfast2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋