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Entertainment & Music - 31 January 2007

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Is there a good date movie already out or coming out? I'm completly clueless, I mean it's weird me and my boyfriend are kind of different. Should I drag him to a chick flick? Or would a horror movie be best?

2007-01-31 06:38:47 · 17 answers · asked by sugar & spice 3 in Movies

70 i think kool and the gang

2007-01-31 06:38:44 · 7 answers · asked by nastasha3350 1 in Music

2007-01-31 06:38:29 · 12 answers · asked by b. vasquez 1 in Jokes & Riddles

What should I charge?

2007-01-31 06:38:07 · 26 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 06:38:05 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

___________, I say _____________

2007-01-31 06:37:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The stuff is funny!

2007-01-31 06:37:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Tech support 2

Customer: "I got this problem. You people sent me this install disk and now my A: drive won't work."
Tech Support: "Your A drive won't work?"
Customer: "That's what I said. You sent me a bad disk, it got stuck in my drive, now it won't work at all."
Tech Support: "Did it not install properly? What kind of error messages did you get?"
Customer: "I didn't get any error message. The disk got stuck in the drive and wouldn't come out. So I got these pliers and tried to get it out. That didn't work either."
Tech Support: "You did what sir?"
Customer: "I got these pliers, and tried to get the disk out, but it wouldn't budge. I just ended up cracking the plastic stuff a bit."
Tech Support: "I don't understand sir, did you push the eject button?"
Customer: "No, so then I got a stick of butter and melted it and used a turkey baster and put the butter in the drive, around the disk, and that got it loose. Then I used the pliers and it came out fine. I can't believe you would send me a disk that was broke and defective."
Tech Support: "Let me get this clear. You put melted butter in your A: drive and used pliers to pull the disk out?"


At this point, I put the call on the speaker phone and motioned at the other techs to listen in.


Tech Support: "Just so I am absolutely clear on this, can you repeat what you just said?"
Customer: "I said I put butter in my A: drive to get your crappy disk out, then I had to use pliers to pull it out."
Tech Support: "Did you push that little button that was sticking out when the disk was in the drive, you know, the thing called the disk eject button?"


Silence.


Tech Support: "Sir?"
Customer: "Yes."
Tech Support: "Sir, did you push the eject button?"
Customer: "No, but you people are going to fix my computer, or I am going to sue you for breaking my computer?"
Tech Support: "Let me get this straight. You are going to sue our company because you put the disk in the A: drive, didn't follow the instructions we sent you, didn't actually seek professional advice, didn't consult your user's manual on how to use your computer properly, instead proceeding to pour butter into the drive and physically rip the disk out?"


Customer: "Ummmm."
Tech Support: "Do you really think you stand a chance, since we do record every call and have it on tape?"
Customer: (now rather humbled) "But you're supposed to help!"
Tech Support: "I am sorry sir, but there is nothing we can do for you. Have a nice day."

2007-01-31 06:37:37 · 16 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

It's simple whoever can make me laugh the most gets 10 easy points simple isen't it?

2007-01-31 06:37:35 · 5 answers · asked by Wes 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Without being disgusted, what would you eat?

2007-01-31 06:37:30 · 18 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 06:37:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 06:37:10 · 10 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

For example, does it take you a while to get ready to go someplace...and you hate the way you look when you wake up?

2007-01-31 06:37:07 · 6 answers · asked by Greg S 3 in Polls & Surveys

It was out in about 1989. I believe the group was called Idlewild(or something like that) and the song title was of a similar name to the artist. It was a very strange song. Please help!!!

2007-01-31 06:36:55 · 13 answers · asked by Jason D 3 in Music

I Hope These Question Are Ok
With Controlers At Yahoo

2007-01-31 06:36:42 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

im sitting here in the boring room
its just another rainy sunday afternoon
but nothing ever happens........

2007-01-31 06:36:08 · 6 answers · asked by footie fanatic 1 in Music

some months have 31 days,
some have 30,
how many have 28 days?

its quite easy!!

2007-01-31 06:35:43 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-31 06:35:20 · 24 answers · asked by §чﺀﺀчβчﻯ†a 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 06:35:07 · 26 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys

If she read the answers you give here on Yahoo Answers? Are you naugty or nice/helpful? Would she be surprised?

2007-01-31 06:35:01 · 2 answers · asked by Yuka 4 in Polls & Surveys

3

Your favorite time of day? Mine is anytime I can talk to my best friend :)

2007-01-31 06:34:34 · 23 answers · asked by Not my problem 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'll go first...I can't ride a bike and I can't swim :-)

2007-01-31 06:34:31 · 12 answers · asked by BAnne 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 06:32:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

...and keeping with the theme of the day, what sre some things said during footbal games that sound dirty but aren't meant to be. Things like:
"He hit his tight end in the hole with a beautiful ball" and
"Looks like he's coming out for a blow"

2007-01-31 06:32:36 · 4 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-31 06:32:36 · 1 answers · asked by monkey with a crayon 3 in Television

2007-01-31 06:32:01 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

wow that is just the way it came out, its not meant to be loaded.

2007-01-31 06:31:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is This Qestion In Line With community guidelines.

2007-01-31 06:31:42 · 1 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lots of friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake, and led her husband blindfolded to a table where the cake was placed.
Eagerly the doctor removed the blindfold and looked down on the cake. He immediately burst into a crazed laughter, for there in front of him was a huge cake, with 40 marzipan eyes!
The guests asked him why he laughed, and after some minutes of laughing and wiping his eyes, the doctor said: "I'm just thinking of my buddy who will be 50 next week, who is a gynaecologist!"

2007-01-31 06:31:36 · 14 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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