2007-01-31 06:38:29 · 12 answers · asked by b. vasquez 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
In Russia, car drives you.
2007-01-31 06:41:53 · answer #1 · answered by miranti2003 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The joke is that Smirnoff vodka is made in England and Yakov is a jew from Ukrain...What the connection? I really have no idea..
2007-01-31 06:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by Michael R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Russia we have 2 channels on television. Channel 1 is communist propaganda, 24 hours a day. Channel 2 is a message telling you to watch Channel 1, 24 hours a day.
2007-01-31 10:42:39 · answer #3 · answered by mari m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That guy is stuck in Branson Missouri telling bad jokes to old white people. That's funny.
2007-01-31 06:42:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, I could say this things in Russia - once.
2007-01-31 06:42:32 · answer #5 · answered by All hat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who?
2007-01-31 06:44:59 · answer #6 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I went to the drugstore, you know you can buy New Freedom in a box?. What a country!"
2007-01-31 06:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by ba2rey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you don't like your baby you can take themin the bath room and change it for another one -- baby changing station
2007-01-31 07:05:08 · answer #8 · answered by Question Addict 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness.
2007-01-31 06:41:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in soviet russia, book read you!
2007-01-31 06:43:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋