Whats your best blonde joke?

Question

It's simple whoever can make me laugh the most gets 10 easy points simple isen't it?

Answer 1

Blonde joke: A blonde goes to the doctor saying: "Dr. , everything i touch on me hurts!"
Dr: "Ma'am, you got a broken finger!"
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How do you get a one - armed blonde out of a tree?
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K, so a blonde, a red head, and a brunette are all out in the desert. The red head says: "I brought us some water, in case we get thirsty."
The brunette says: I brought us some food, in case we get hungry."
And the blonde says " I brought a car door, so in case we get hot, we can roll the windows down!"
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K, this aint a blonde joke, but ya know how Texans brag all the time?

K, so a Texan is in Australia bragging his head off.to an Australian. He says "In Texas we have the biggerst ranches, the biggest cattle, the biggest horses, the biggest EVERYTHING!"
While he's in the middle of bragging, a kangaroo hops by.
The Texan asks: "What the heck is that!"
The Australian looks at the Texan and says: "Dont tell me you guys dont have grasshoppers in Texas?!"
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A lady is in an art museum looking around.

Lady: "Is this one of those hideous things you guys call modern art?"

Museum Guard: "No ma'am, thats what we call a mirror!"

Answer 2

A blonde walks into a barber shop with head phones on. She asks for a hair cut. The barber says not till you take off those head phones. She refuses so he says cant do it then. She leaves and goes to another shop. The same thing happens between her and the barber. This happens another two times. Finally she arrives at a shop and the barber simply rips the head phones off her head and tells her to sit down. She begins shaking and twitching. She falls to the floor and dies. Whent he barber listens to the head phones he hears this, "Breathe in breahe out. Breathe in breathe out!

Answer 3

Stick a blonde in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner.

Answer 4

This is point-baiting. Haven't you read the Yahoo! Answers blog?

I'll bite anyway.

Two blondes are arguing in the woods.
"Bear tracks!"
"Deer tracks!"
"Bear tracks!"
"DEER TRACKS!"
A train hits them.

Answer 5

...a blonde is in the elevator and a guy walks in.....the blonde goes "T.G.I.F."...and the guy goes "S.H.I.T"....the blonde is perplexed...so she sighs and goes "T.G.I.F."...and again, the guy goes, "S.H.I.T."..........the elevator comes to a stop, the guy gets ready to get out, and the blonde says, "mister?..T.G.I.F. you know, Thank God It's Friday?"...and the guy goes, "S.H.I.T., Sorry Honey, It's Thursday"...