Entertainment & Music - 30 January 2007

2007-01-30 01:38:26 · 14 answers · asked by A Guy in Manhattan, NY 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Dial up, DSL, high speed...or whatever else

--DSL finally came to my area, I'll be hooked up today! ;)

2007-01-30 01:38:22 · 26 answers · asked by ∞ Mixed § Peanuts ∞ 3 in Polls & Surveys

I see this question has been ask before, yet i'm new to this. I'd still like to see your replies.

2007-01-30 01:37:52 · 31 answers · asked by Joseph I 3 in Polls & Surveys

vibrating sex aid for users to plug in?
It could be implimented using a CD programmed with only vibration, speed, and pulse capabilties. Operated using buttons on a 'hand' control. Could you design a suitable joystick?

2007-01-30 01:37:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.

Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
A. "Will the defendant please rise"

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.

Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs

Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the ar*e.

Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.

Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.

Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher spe*m count.

2007-01-30 01:37:35 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A man goes out golfing. He is on the 2nd hole & notices a frog sitting next him.He is about to shoot when he hears "Ribbit 9 Iron."

The man looks around a see no-one. Again he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks down at the frog & decides to prove it wrong so he puts the club away & grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it into the cup. Hes shocked. He says "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"

The frog replies "Ribbit Lucky frog."

The man takes the frog w/ him to the next hole. "What do you think froggy?" the man asks.

"Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in 1.

The man is speechless. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game in his life & asks "OK where to next?"

The frog croaks "Ribbit LasVegas."

The man thinks 'What the hell, he's been luck so far and I've always wanted to go to Vegas'

They catch a flight to Vegas and go inside the first Casino they see.

2007-01-30 01:37:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

creepy...
http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/games/magic-gopher-central.swf

2007-01-30 01:37:06 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am looking for some good love songs.. Name a few for me.

2007-01-30 01:37:00 · 11 answers · asked by $$Brittany$$ 1 in Music

2007-01-30 01:36:49 · 17 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

Hi, I remember watching this great (i think) hanna barberra created cartoon. Not sure if it was a one off xmas special or not. it had a wee boy in it and im sure many characters from hanna barberra. they were at a ski lodge, but thats all i can really remember..... not alot to go on, hope some one can help me out with this one.Thanks so much in advance!

2007-01-30 01:36:39 · 6 answers · asked by brunelscooby 4 in Comics & Animation

here is a cup of coffee and a freshly bakes cinnamon roll for you.......enjoy

2007-01-30 01:36:37 · 11 answers · asked by Hope C 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 01:36:35 · 10 answers · asked by Zee 3 in Comics & Animation

I think she is really great actress.

2007-01-30 01:36:06 · 12 answers · asked by Aquamarine 5 in Celebrities

so hungover on a Tuesday morning?

2007-01-30 01:35:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 01:34:30 · 30 answers · asked by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 01:34:27 · 23 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 01:33:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-30 01:33:31 · 11 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 01:33:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

date of birth=23-02-1988
star-kiruthikai
name-ashok

2007-01-30 01:32:19 · 25 answers · asked by aski 2 in Horoscopes

I am reading The Book of Five Rings by Musashi Miyomoto. It is about samurai sword strategy.

2007-01-30 01:32:11 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 01:31:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A farmer in Macon, Georgia, had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.

At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything fifty-fifty. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.

While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?"

The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass in the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, they're not."

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.

This continued each morning for more than a week.

One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."

"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."

2007-01-30 01:31:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I've had French in 8th grade, German in 9th, and Italian in 10th, and now I'm taking Latin.

2007-01-30 01:31:09 · 27 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I remember this one time, me and a few buddies of mine were, ah sod it, can't be bothered.

2007-01-30 01:31:08 · 12 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 01:30:27 · 8 answers · asked by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-30 01:30:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A lot of songs from Disney stars make it high in the Billboard charts but the videos are only ever shown on Disney. Why aren't they shown on VH-1 for example. They show other teeny bopper stuff.

2007-01-30 01:30:19 · 5 answers · asked by AKA FrogButt 7 in Music

I currently am because i ran out of contacts :(

2007-01-30 01:29:57 · 57 answers · asked by chexmix 4 in Polls & Surveys

Hi, everyone. I've been searching for this song for a whole week now and I still couldn't find it anywhere. Could somebody be so kind and send it to me via e-mail or tell me a site where I can download it?
But I don't want programms like LimeWire or Kazaa. Just a website. But it would still be better if someone could send me an e-mail with this song.
It's Kiss the girl by Ashley Tisdale.
Thanks in advance.
Here's my mail: minhchi_cool@yahoo.de

2007-01-30 01:28:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music