Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
A. "Will the defendant please rise"
Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.
Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.
Q. Why are chavs like slinkey's?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs
Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
A. The policeman!
Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.
Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the ar*e.
Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
Q. What do you call a chav with 9 gcse's?
A. A liar.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Bigmac please.
Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher spe*m count.
2007-01-30 01:37:35 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I absolutely loved the chav jokes and if it was up to me you wud get a million points, I no longer live in the UK but i still understood the jokes, alright so they were just recycled essex girl jokes but hey thats humour for you, it reminds me of when racist jokes weren´t offensive, because racism and political correctness are out of control, one of my best mates is from St Lucia and he takes the mick out of me all the time and I give as good as I get, same with my mates from Fiji, but if I said half the things I say to them in bonkers UK I´d be arrested Racism my ****.. political correctness bollox !!!!!! Lets not lose sight of the humour in life.
Thanks for the smile !!!!!!!!
2007-01-30 01:54:21 · answer #1 · answered by Peter R 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ow! You've made my face hurt from laughing...
Fave that I hadn't heard: three chavs going over a cliff...
Fave that I knew already: chav in a filing cabinet
And the last one... funny, but eeew! :D
2007-01-30 01:47:09 · answer #2 · answered by phoenix2frequent 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok i'm no longer racist or prejudist, i basically did this interior the convo you're literally talking to a random stranger. Say hi! You: ho ho ho You: might want to you pick to rub my abdomen? Stranger: particular Stranger: asl You: i'm no longer Buddha you *** You: god pass molest some newborn Stranger: nahh im sturdy.. You: oh so that you're gay? You: this is wonderful. i'm getting it You: received't mess with the gays Stranger: wowww ur messed u Stranger: up* You: a minimum of i will spell you dumbass Stranger: close the frig up guy You: no longer a guy Stranger: thas to undesirable You: and that i trust this is "close the f*ck up" You: or "close the front DOOR" Stranger: nahh i hate that be conscious so i dont say it You: ha i knew it You: this is wonderful, god doesn't hate all gays You: he might want to nevertheless love you Stranger: ACTUALLYYYY he doesnt hate all people You: actuallyyyy he does. You: my mom advised me God hates mexicans Stranger: kkool You: provide help to: spiked kool-help is scrumptious yo Your conversational better half has disconnected. you're literally talking to a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are you smooth such as your penis length? You: i dont have a penis anymore Stranger: anymore? You: definite Your conversational better half has disconnected.
2016-10-17 04:09:26 · answer #3 · answered by mcgoon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at.
F***ING hilarious.............. lol Think I might tell a few of them down the pub 2night x
2007-01-30 01:46:34 · answer #4 · answered by GEMA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, had to find out what a chav was first but now i know and it describes them very well. I loved it.:))
2007-01-30 01:58:08 · answer #5 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THey all made me laugh especially the one about where do you take a chav girl for a decnet night out. he he. lol.
2007-01-30 06:58:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaa the bus shelter one is a beauty..
death to all chavs the horrors
2007-01-30 01:43:49 · answer #7 · answered by missnikid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-01-30 02:33:20 · answer #8 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At a time when I should be working, I am trying not to chuckle too loud at those, as my boss is in the next room, cheers for that!
x
2007-01-30 04:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, specially the one about taking her out for the night. hahahahahaha
had an eyeball to eyeball with one y'day, he had the white tracksuit too, didn't like it when im told him to f*** off or else.
chav's rule only when they've got a tape ruler!!!!!
2007-01-30 02:11:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋