A man goes out golfing. He is on the 2nd hole & notices a frog sitting next him.He is about to shoot when he hears "Ribbit 9 Iron."
The man looks around a see no-one. Again he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron."
He looks down at the frog & decides to prove it wrong so he puts the club away & grabs a 9 iron.
Boom! He hits it into the cup. Hes shocked. He says "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?"
The frog replies "Ribbit Lucky frog."
The man takes the frog w/ him to the next hole. "What do you think froggy?" the man asks.
"Ribbit 3 wood."
The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in 1.
The man is speechless. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game in his life & asks "OK where to next?"
The frog croaks "Ribbit LasVegas."
The man thinks 'What the hell, he's been luck so far and I've always wanted to go to Vegas'
They catch a flight to Vegas and go inside the first Casino they see.
2007-01-30 01:37:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They are standing in the middle of the casino and the guy says "OK frog, now what?"
The frog says,"Ribbit Roulett"
The man says "Ok. What do I bet?"
The frog says, "Ribbit $3000, black 6."
The man figures what the heck. Boom!
He wins a ton of Money and spends the next hour making bets with the frogs help and winning each time.
Finally hes ready for bed, so the man then goes and gets the most expensive penthouse suite in the casino.
When they get to the room he sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful."
The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me."
He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it.
With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton".
2007-01-30 01:37:26 · update #1
LMAO!!! Was NOT expecting that! That was pretty good!
2007-01-30 01:46:07 · answer #1 · answered by Dianne 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Wow, wasn't expecting that! Lol love it! :) 11/10
2007-01-30 10:36:48 · answer #2 · answered by ..rae..♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL... wow.. That just came out of nowhere.. that's great 10/10!
2007-01-30 10:22:48 · answer #3 · answered by Maverick 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOVE THE JOKES THAT GIVE SUCH AN UNEXPECTED ENDING VERY GOOD..LMAO
2007-01-30 11:07:42 · answer #4 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one lol
2007-01-30 12:27:52 · answer #5 · answered by snowangelkiss_15 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-30 09:53:26 · answer #6 · answered by HPL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2007-01-30 09:45:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks I needed that lol
2007-01-30 10:57:57 · answer #8 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!
2007-01-30 10:56:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋