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A farmer in Macon, Georgia, had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them.

At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything fifty-fifty. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a field in which to let the pigs mate.

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.

While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I know if they are pregnant?"

The other farmer replied, "If they're in the grass in the morning, they're pregnant, if they're in the mud, they're not."

The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon again and proceeded to try again.

This continued each morning for more than a week.

One morning the farmer was so tired, he couldn't get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass."

"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn."

2007-01-30 01:31:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

Hahahahaha....You are freakin hilarious! LMAO! You deserve an award!

2007-01-30 01:40:16 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Very Funny.

2007-01-30 01:38:04 · answer #2 · answered by Bloodsucker 4 · 0 0

If you ask me these pigs are smart. they want what they have been getting and the only why to do that they have to show the farmer that the are interested.

2007-01-30 02:51:51 · answer #3 · answered by aleesha 1 · 0 0

Funny one.

2007-01-30 11:32:35 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0 0

very funny

2007-01-30 02:49:06 · answer #5 · answered by I love Me 2 · 0 0

good one -- you get a star

2007-01-30 02:00:50 · answer #6 · answered by Zee 6 · 0 0

LOL! Good one. You just brighten my day. Thanks!

2007-01-30 01:48:51 · answer #7 · answered by satinne_hui 2 · 0 0

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