Entertainment & Music - 29 January 2007

2007-01-29 01:18:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-29 01:18:03 · 6 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

2007-01-29 01:16:34 · 12 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine sucks.
Had a dead battery this morning in my truck, it's 15 degrees out, so i had to use my wife's car to jump-start.
My cables weren't working.
I took her cables and they were too short.
Had to pull the car closer.
All the while freezing my azz off.
Finally got it jumped.
Left the house and started driving and realized i forgot my phone.
Had to turn around and was 15 minutes late to work.
I shoulda just stayed in bed.

2007-01-29 01:16:15 · 11 answers · asked by ♣ 4x4 ♠ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-29 01:15:38 · 4 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Television

I mean common, all i hear in rap is sex and drugs and killing each other

name a smart famous person who like rap plz :

2007-01-29 01:15:16 · 13 answers · asked by dragongml 3 in Music

Don't send me your answers unless you mail them
from Desolation Row.

2007-01-29 01:15:14 · 3 answers · asked by area52 6 in Music

2007-01-29 01:14:35 · 6 answers · asked by Dya 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-29 01:14:33 · 16 answers · asked by ladyb1itz 1 in Celebrities

-Tubthumping by Chumbawamba?
-Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice?
-Bad Day by Daniel Powter?
-You're Beautiful by James Blunt?
-I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! At The Disco?
-Who Let The Dogs Out? by Baha Men?
-Take On Me - a-ha?
-Tainted Love - Soft Cell?
-Los De Rio - Macarena?

2007-01-29 01:14:03 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just asked what everyone's favourite cake was, like it was so offensive....

2007-01-29 01:13:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-29 01:13:16 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-29 01:12:39 · 6 answers · asked by Julia S 1 in Movies

2007-01-29 01:11:55 · 12 answers · asked by felicity m 3 in Television

My wife was fascinated by the elegant calligraphy on the hand written menu in a Chinese restaurant. She took it hhome and spent months knitting a sweater with Chinese characters down the front. She was wearing it at a cock tail party when a chinese physician asked where she got the symbols.
"From a menu," she admitted.
"Do You know what they say?"
"I'm afraid to ask," my wife said, "but tell me anyway."
"Cheap but good."

2007-01-29 01:11:27 · 8 answers · asked by Mr. Smiley 6 in Jokes & Riddles

guys what do think of girls
and girls what do think of guys

2007-01-29 01:11:13 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

tell me and you get a bag of cookies with milk.

2007-01-29 01:11:09 · 6 answers · asked by Dregs 2 in Celebrities

i have to drink a cup of hot cocoa every morning, so far i haven't been able to switch to coffee and i'm happy this way

2007-01-29 01:08:31 · 35 answers · asked by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-29 01:08:13 · 9 answers · asked by leogirl 1 in Horoscopes

2007-01-29 01:07:08 · 6 answers · asked by chanu 1 in Television

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

2007-01-29 01:07:01 · 16 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Jokes & Riddles

he is in iraq and well be back in march and i don';t know what to do first any ideas

2007-01-29 01:06:21 · 12 answers · asked by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-29 01:06:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does anyone know when the new series starts?I thought that it started this Sunday but no luck.
Cheers.

2007-01-29 01:05:51 · 4 answers · asked by cheekkkychik 2 in Television

2007-01-29 01:05:38 · 6 answers · asked by monica l 1 in Celebrities

Take a look at my un-posted questions before they get deleted ;)

http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/my/my;_ylt=Alwdcqdbb6gkl79jf69hfEAgBgx.?link=question&more=y

2007-01-29 01:05:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok i really want 2 be an actress, i got A* in drama in school and ive played in sum school plays and i played in a "movie" but i moved from Iceland 2 Cyprus 4 months ago and there are no auditions here and no1 would shoot a movie here but i might be moving to San Francisco in a year n a half but i want to be discovered cause my acting skills are wery good and i can sing as well, all my friends ask me to sing every day cause they like it so much and ive been taking singing lessons 4 2 years, im 13 and im 162 cm/5.3 foot and 52 kg/8 stones ive been doing gymnastics since i was 9 so ive got lods of muscles ive got a body mass of 19,1, im blond, ive got white skin(lil taned), my hobbies are gymnastics, horse riding, singing, hanging with friends, fashion, acting, modeling, travelling, dogs and lods of other things, i go 2 a English private school and i talk English as dood as i talk Icelandic(wich is my first languige), if u know of any agencies(acting/singing)can u please tell me xxx

2007-01-29 01:05:30 · 11 answers · asked by anita_rut 2 in Movies

A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, “Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she's ugly!”

“You jackass. That's my daughter you're talking about!” the person responds.

“Oops! I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know you we're the father.”

“I'm not, you stupid idiot. I'm the mother!”

2007-01-29 01:04:58 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what is the worlds greatest movie quote?

2007-01-29 01:04:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-29 01:04:03 · 18 answers · asked by ELSIE D 1 in Music