Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
2007-01-29 01:16:34 · 12 answers · asked by neilhollydood 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow that made me laugh it was good
2007-01-29 01:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For Christmas Jesus wants to make happy 3 people from Earth: an Indian, a paki and an Englishman. So he asks the Indian: What do you wish my little Cristian Indian? .... Well Lord i wish to have a big and prosper country where i can live with all my brothers?..........DONE....
The Indian goes back on Earth and lives happily ever after in a bigger more power full India.
Then Jesus asks the paki:What do you wish?....Well God i wish to live with all my brothers in Pakistan?....DONE....
The happy man goes back and he finds all the pakis in Pakistan, and lives happily ever after.
Jesus looks at the third man and asks the same question: What do you wish Englishman?........Well if you sent them all in their country i wish for a pint of Fosters...
2007-01-29 10:11:49 · answer #2 · answered by nykbaba83 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that joke but instead of lying, the guy at the gate said you couldnt step on any of Gods ducks
2007-01-29 09:55:36 · answer #3 · answered by Amiga2780 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-29 12:01:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny......hahaha
2007-01-29 09:22:15 · answer #5 · answered by patti 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Remember Heavens just a sin away.........
2007-01-29 10:42:55 · answer #6 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it. lmoa keep up the great work
2007-01-29 09:42:40 · answer #7 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, ILMAO!! I'll never lie again!
2007-01-29 09:42:32 · answer #8 · answered by mstrywmn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that made me chuckle I liked it
2007-01-29 10:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-01-29 09:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by Sam E 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋